| #451 | 30669 scroll | 15 |
| #396 | 33398 scroll | 42 |
| #553 | 334 scroll | 6 |
| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1736 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #231 | Dramatic™ range | 6 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #540 | Imp Ale | 244 |
| #171 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #597 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 5 |
| #205 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 402 |
| #371 | Monstar energy beverage | 8 |
| #243 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 4 |
| #521 | Ram's Face Lager | 23 |
| #133 | Rock and Roll Legend | 15 |
| #377 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 155 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #526 | black pension check | 2 |
| #599 | bottle of Monsieur Bubble | 3 |
| #2676 | box of sunshine | 37 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #259 | carbonated soy milk | 15 |
| #303 | chrome crossbow | 2 |
| #361 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 179 |
| #85 | cold hi mein | 12 |
| #180 | cold wad | 12 |
| #534 | commemorative war stein | 11 |
| #661 | dead guy's watch | 6 |
| #480 | dense meat stack | 100 |
| #1623 | dill | 1 |
| #536 | disassembled clover | 87 |
| #575 | disembodied brain | 3 |
| #292 | dry noodles | 434 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1414 | duct tape | 10 |
| #583 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 14 |
| #606 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 13 |
| #615 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 12 |
| #544 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 17 |
| #591 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 12 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #3640 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 2 |
| #349 | fancy seashell necklace | 10 |
| #297 | filthy corduroys | 25 |
| #253 | filthy knitted dread sack | 34 |
| #908 | filthy lucre | 34 |
| #271 | filthy poultice | 16 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #351 | gauze garter | 15 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #219 | giant needle | 325 |
| #298 | glass of goat's milk | 36 |
| #1020 | grue egg | 26 |
| #194 | hellion cube | 46 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #118 | horizontal tango | 20 |
| #72 | hot wad | 151 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #273 | large box | 23 |
| #859 | lucky rabbit's foot | 7 |
| #153 | magical mystery juice | 148 |
| #88 | milk of magnesium | 31 |
| #468 | mojo filter | 1 |
| #212 | natty blue ascot | 2 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #9 | palm-frond toupee | 52 |
| #84 | philter of phorce | 32 |
| #613 | phonics down | 56 |
| #71 | plexiglass pants | 3 |
| #104 | plexiglass pendant | 2 |
| #57 | plexiglass pikestaff | 5 |
| #40 | plexiglass pinky ring | 5 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #247 | reodorant | 39 |
| #632 | ring of aggravate monster | 6 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #599 | robotronic egg | 47 |
| #615 | scroll of drastic healing | 76 |
| #161 | scrumptious reagent | 956 |
| #81 | serum of sarcasm | 40 |
| #413 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 10 |
| #85 | sleazy hi mein | 12 |
| #325 | small box | 11 |
| #527 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 188 |
| #332 | spices | 78 |
| #1280 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #80 | stench wad | 145 |
| #56 | stinky hi mein | 24 |
| #409 | strange shiny disc | 10 |
| #437 | tattered scrap of paper | 8 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #734 | tiny house | 132 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #126 | tomato juice of powerful power | 27 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #189 | twinkly wad | 1,607 |
| #871 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 10 |
| #1644 | vinegar | 1 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |