| #986 | Amulet of Yendor | 10 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #373 | Crimbuck | 2,672 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #630 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1575 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1380 | bag of airline peanuts | 8 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| #603 | black candy heart | 7 |
| #2906 | box of sunshine | 31 |
| #1723 | brick | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1173 | clown hammer | 12 |
| #3277 | club necklace | 1 |
| #456 | cymbal syrup | 10 |
| #873 | defective skull | 16 |
| #80 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #127 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #92 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #712 | encoder ring | 13 |
| #1368 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #1196 | fake fake vomit | 14 |
| #900 | fake hand | 21 |
| #500 | fancy opera glasses | 7 |
| #4739 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #700 | giant designer sunglasses | 4 |
| #1998 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1355 | jazz soap | 7 |
| #1247 | joybuzzer | 11 |
| #1330 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 9 |
| #510 | mood ring | 9 |
| #1078 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 11 |
| #1450 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 6 |
| #2727 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3662 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3652 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1422 | rubber emo roe | 8 |
| #2421 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #3322 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #1331 | whoopie cushion | 10 |
| #1457 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #856 | x-ray specs | 14 |
| #1345 | yellow snowcone | 11 |