| #986 | Amulet of Yendor | 10 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbuck | 2,672 |
| #12 | Game Grid valued membership card | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #627 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1454 | anniversary gift box | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1381 | bag of airline peanuts | 8 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| #604 | black candy heart | 7 |
| #2901 | box of sunshine | 31 |
| #1721 | brick | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1174 | clown hammer | 12 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #457 | cymbal syrup | 10 |
| #874 | defective skull | 16 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #712 | encoder ring | 13 |
| #1369 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 7 |
| #1197 | fake fake vomit | 14 |
| #902 | fake hand | 21 |
| #500 | fancy opera glasses | 7 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #949 | garish pinky ring | 1 |
| #700 | giant designer sunglasses | 4 |
| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1356 | jazz soap | 7 |
| #1247 | joybuzzer | 11 |
| #1330 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 9 |
| #509 | mood ring | 9 |
| #1079 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 11 |
| #1451 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 6 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1423 | rubber emo roe | 8 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #1332 | whoopie cushion | 10 |
| #1456 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #856 | x-ray specs | 14 |
| #1347 | yellow snowcone | 11 |