| #705 | Amulet of Yendor | 22 |
| #435 | Angry Farmer candy | 215 |
| #338 | Crimbo Credit | 13 |
| #234 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #307 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 2 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #240 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 4 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1192 | awful poetry journal | 16 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1238 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #681 | black candy heart | 4 |
| #3981 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #79 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #692 | brick | 51 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #932 | clown hammer | 22 |
| #479 | cymbal syrup | 8 |
| #700 | defective skull | 25 |
| #1236 | disturbing fanfic | 14 |
| #635 | encoder ring | 18 |
| #1160 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 12 |
| #1025 | fake fake vomit | 21 |
| #1228 | fake hand | 9 |
| #599 | fetid feather | 4 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #695 | flirtatious feather | 2 |
| #727 | frozen feather | 2 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #293 | heavy D | 313 |
| #986 | jazz soap | 20 |
| #945 | joybuzzer | 23 |
| #984 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 20 |
| #486 | mood ring | 10 |
| #292 | original G | 317 |
| #403 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #941 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 16 |
| #972 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 22 |
| #430 | plot hole | 214 |
| #390 | rave whistle | 3 |
| #1143 | rubber emo roe | 16 |
| #977 | thin black candle | 36 |
| #1100 | whoopie cushion | 18 |
| #1199 | wind-up chattering teeth | 15 |
| #801 | wolf mask | 7 |
| #675 | x-ray specs | 24 |
| #1143 | yellow snowcone | 19 |