| #707 | Amulet of Yendor | 22 |
| #434 | Angry Farmer candy | 215 |
| #337 | Crimbo Credit | 13 |
| #232 | Crimbo salad | 5 |
| #305 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 2 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #241 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 4 |
| #679 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1193 | awful poetry journal | 16 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #136 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #1240 | bag of airline peanuts | 11 |
| #681 | black candy heart | 4 |
| #3978 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| #77 | boxed Mayam Calendar | 1 |
| #690 | brick | 51 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #933 | clown hammer | 22 |
| #481 | cymbal syrup | 8 |
| #702 | defective skull | 25 |
| #1236 | disturbing fanfic | 14 |
| #637 | encoder ring | 18 |
| #1162 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 12 |
| #1028 | fake fake vomit | 21 |
| #1230 | fake hand | 9 |
| #598 | fetid feather | 4 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #694 | flirtatious feather | 2 |
| #726 | frozen feather | 2 |
| #3215 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #293 | heavy D | 313 |
| #988 | jazz soap | 20 |
| #946 | joybuzzer | 23 |
| #986 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 20 |
| #488 | mood ring | 10 |
| #292 | original G | 317 |
| #402 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #943 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 16 |
| #974 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 22 |
| #430 | plot hole | 214 |
| #389 | rave whistle | 3 |
| #1142 | rubber emo roe | 16 |
| #977 | thin black candle | 36 |
| #1103 | whoopie cushion | 18 |
| #1199 | wind-up chattering teeth | 15 |
| #801 | wolf mask | 7 |
| #677 | x-ray specs | 24 |
| #1147 | yellow snowcone | 19 |