| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1169 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 30 |
| #556 | Boss Bat britches | 27 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #754 | Crown of the Goblin King | 33 |
| #40 | DNOTC Box | 6 |
| #913 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #66 | Gnollish toolbox | 108 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #233 | Hippy Army MPE | 29 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #318 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 4 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #46 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 61 |
| #34 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 95 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #137 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 273 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Tuesday's ruby | 15 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #256 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 508 |
| #333 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #52 | ancient cursed foot locker | 7 |
| #64 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 172 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #43 | bag of foreign bribes | 4 |
| #70 | bag of park garbage | 900 |
| #1036 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #875 | battered Crimbo Crate | 8 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #90 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #74 | black pension check | 200 |
| #42 | black picnic basket | 122 |
| #317 | blind-packed capsule toy | 12 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #11 | box | 2,815 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #1343 | box of sunshine | 141 |
| #12 | box turtle | 94 |
| #27 | box-in-the-box | 10 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | boxcar turtle | 2,440 |
| #14 | briefcase | 3,823 |
| #195 | bunch of bananas | 26 |
| #50 | canopic jar | 386 |
| #41 | chintzy noodle ring | 58 |
| #54 | chintzy saucepan earring | 23 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #4 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 102 |
| #287 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 38 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1065 | dollhive | 4 |
| #161 | duct tape wallet | 10 |
| 🥉 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2,212 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #82 | evil golden arches | 21 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #33 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 9 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1007 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #87 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #102 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #432 | ice-cold six-pack | 18 |
| #179 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #18 | large box | 1,570 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #80 | medium slimy cyst | 1 |
| #13 | moist sack | 2 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #213 | old coin purse | 55 |
| #195 | old leather wallet | 54 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #183 | pack of KWE trading card | 15 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #330 | pack of pogs | 60 |
| #245 | pile of candy | 37 |
| #12 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1,341 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #552 | pork elf goodies sack | 11 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #142 | sack lunch | 122 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #177 | scroll of pasta summoning | 98 |
| #45 | secret from the future | 4 |
| #273 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 27 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #16 | small box | 1,007 |
| #61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
| #61 | smoldering box | 2 |
| #392 | spooky cosmetics bag | 6 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #78 | sunken chest | 254 |
| #34 | tiny slimy cyst | 101 |
| #34 | wad of slimy rags | 42 |
| #254 | warbear requisition box | 10 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |