| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1044 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #1172 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 10 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 30 |
| #556 | Boss Bat britches | 27 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1210 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #757 | Crown of the Goblin King | 33 |
| #40 | DNOTC Box | 6 |
| #915 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 5 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #66 | Gnollish toolbox | 108 |
| #69 | Gnomish toolbox | 1 |
| #233 | Hippy Army MPE | 29 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #318 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 4 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #46 | Mer-kin foodbucket | 61 |
| #34 | Mer-kin thingpouch | 95 |
| #1202 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #2360 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #137 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 273 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #182 | Tuesday's ruby | 15 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #256 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 508 |
| #335 | abandoned candy | 1 |
| #55 | ancient cursed foot locker | 7 |
| #66 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 172 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #45 | bag of foreign bribes | 4 |
| #70 | bag of park garbage | 900 |
| #1035 | bath ball gift set | 3 |
| #877 | battered Crimbo Crate | 8 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #89 | bindle of joy | 1 |
| #75 | black pension check | 200 |
| #42 | black picnic basket | 122 |
| #316 | blind-packed capsule toy | 12 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #11 | box | 2,815 |
| #204 | box of Pokëmann band-aids | 1 |
| #1348 | box of sunshine | 141 |
| #13 | box turtle | 94 |
| #27 | box-in-the-box | 10 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| 🥇 | boxcar turtle | 2,440 |
| #14 | briefcase | 3,823 |
| #195 | bunch of bananas | 26 |
| #50 | canopic jar | 386 |
| #41 | chintzy noodle ring | 58 |
| #55 | chintzy saucepan earring | 23 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #4 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 102 |
| #288 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 38 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1066 | dollhive | 4 |
| #161 | duct tape wallet | 10 |
| 🥉 | dusty Crimbo crate | 2,212 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #82 | evil golden arches | 21 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #33 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 9 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #1005 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #91 | groupie bra | 1 |
| #103 | grumpy old man charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #214 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #435 | ice-cold six-pack | 18 |
| #180 | imitation crab crate | 1 |
| #19 | large box | 1,570 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #58 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #80 | medium slimy cyst | 1 |
| #13 | moist sack | 2 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #214 | old coin purse | 55 |
| #196 | old leather wallet | 54 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #184 | pack of KWE trading card | 15 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #329 | pack of pogs | 60 |
| #245 | pile of candy | 37 |
| #15 | pile of dusty animal bones | 1,341 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #555 | pork elf goodies sack | 11 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #727 | purple glowstick | 1 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #101 | roll of drink tickets | 1 |
| #143 | sack lunch | 122 |
| #2416 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #177 | scroll of pasta summoning | 98 |
| #45 | secret from the future | 4 |
| #274 | six pack of Mountain Stream | 27 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #16 | small box | 1,007 |
| #61 | small slimy cyst | 1 |
| #62 | smoldering box | 2 |
| #391 | spooky cosmetics bag | 6 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #78 | sunken chest | 254 |
| #34 | tiny slimy cyst | 101 |
| #34 | wad of slimy rags | 42 |
| #253 | warbear requisition box | 10 |
| #1157 | wrench bracelet | 1 |