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| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #6 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 101 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #2266 | Drowsy Sword | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #780 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 3 |
| 🥉 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 102 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #23 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 999 |
| #591 | Meleegra™ pills | 11 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #575 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 3 |
| #1042 | awful poetry journal | 26 |
| #1041 | baconstone | 7 |
| #216 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #3937 | badass belt | 9 |
| #449 | bag of airline peanuts | 67 |
| #680 | black candy heart | 4 |
| #1387 | bottle of goofballs | 17 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1150 | brick | 23 |
| #554 | clown hammer | 50 |
| #800 | dead guy's watch | 4 |
| #1032 | defective skull | 10 |
| #1015 | disturbing fanfic | 33 |
| #1369 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #2070 | easter egg balloon | 10 |
| #844 | encoder ring | 8 |
| #666 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 40 |
| #146 | facsimile dictionary | 67 |
| #761 | fake blood | 1 |
| #644 | fake fake vomit | 49 |
| #523 | fake hand | 53 |
| #135 | foam noodle | 10 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #143 | giant moxie weed | 28 |
| #433 | giant needle | 75 |
| #2871 | grue egg | 6 |
| #1148 | hamethyst | 6 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #802 | jazz soap | 31 |
| #618 | joybuzzer | 47 |
| 🥉 | kickback cookbook | 102 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #843 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 29 |
| #612 | mood ring | 4 |
| #405 | moxie weed | 44 |
| #1274 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 6 |
| #741 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 37 |
| #939 | porquoise | 7 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #578 | rubber emo roe | 55 |
| #1213 | scroll of drastic healing | 2 |
| #625 | shingle | 3 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #465 | whoopie cushion | 71 |
| #765 | wind-up chattering teeth | 37 |
| #928 | x-ray specs | 11 |
| #803 | yellow snowcone | 39 |