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| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #260 | Elf Farm Raffle ticket | 11 |
| #1026 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #122 | Goodfella contract | 429 |
| #828 | Imp Ale | 100 |
| #184 | Jarlsberg's key lime pie | 5 |
| #1043 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #615 | Orcish cargo shorts | 2 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #192 | Sneaky Pete's key lime pie | 5 |
| #1232 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 2 |
| #126 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #149 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 28 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #996 | astronaut pants | 6 |
| #585 | bag of Cheat-Os | 8 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #277 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 6 |
| #128 | blue plastic oyster egg | 34 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1366 | brick | 15 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #55 | bubblewrap staff | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #938 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #1816 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #572 | can of Red Minotaur | 5 |
| #66 | can of Swiller | 100 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #880 | candy cane | 40 |
| #81 | candy stake | 64 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #120 | clockwork chef-in-the-box | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1641 | clown hammer | 2 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #433 | cream pie | 1 |
| #53 | deck of tropical cards | 6 |
| #1477 | defective skull | 1 |
| #755 | diamond-studded cane | 3 |
| #209 | digital key lime pie | 4 |
| #1628 | disassembled clover | 1 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #324 | evil teddy bear | 47 |
| #1643 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #1135 | fire | 3 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #502 | flute of flat champagne | 9 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #152 | fruit basket | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #99 | gingerbread horror | 44 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #194 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #266 | heart-shaped balloon | 43 |
| #1743 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #662 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 100 |
| #413 | ice-cold Willer | 100 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #132 | jar of swamp gas | 588 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #1551 | joybuzzer | 4 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #99 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #1414 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 7 |
| #247 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #171 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #97 | pet rock | 73 |
| #286 | pink candygram | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1142 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #1199 | possessed top | 4 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #623 | pretty bouquet | 1 |
| #127 | ratarang | 1 |
| #2247 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #162 | red plastic oyster egg | 22 |
| #208 | royal jelly | 79 |
| #1569 | rubber emo roe | 5 |
| #683 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #258 | smudged alchemical recipe | 1 |
| #78 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 452 |
| #92 | spooky eggnog | 40 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #184 | star key lime pie | 4 |
| #884 | stick-on-a-string | 3 |
| #928 | stringy sinew | 9 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4835 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #5353 | stuffed astral badger | 6 |
| #5771 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #729 | stuffed can of asparagus | 3 |
| #6180 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #7880 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5752 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #4947 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #3814 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1685 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 4 |
| #5299 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #45 | styrofoam staff | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #837 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #953 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #217 | toast | 6,364 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #176 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 8 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #314 | toy crazy train | 31 |
| #1072 | toy jet pack | 5 |
| #836 | toy mercenary | 7 |
| #1081 | toy ray gun | 6 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #310 | tree-eating kite | 121 |
| #84 | tropical paperweight | 4 |
| #678 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 13 |
| #1147 | wheel | 2 |
| #1381 | whoopie cushion | 9 |
| #1456 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #590 | wreath of laurels | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |