| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #14 | Dreadsylvanian hot toddy | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #63 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 100 |
| #69 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 100 |
| #64 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 100 |
| #24 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 100 |
| #66 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 100 |
| #60 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 100 |
| #24 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 300 |
| #31 | Knob Goblin perfume | 100 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #127 | Mohawk wig | 100 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #7 | O'RLY manual | 1,000 |
| #34 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 100 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #7 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1,000 |
| #103 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 173 |
| #120 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 150 |
| #121 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 151 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #5 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1,000 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #171 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 100 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #41 | asbestos ore | 300 |
| #94 | beer helmet | 100 |
| #102 | bejeweled pledge pin | 100 |
| #12 | bloodied surgical dungarees | 100 |
| #7 | bowling ball | 500 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #91 | bullet-proof corduroys | 100 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #6 | can of black paint | 200 |
| #6 | cheap studded belt | 7,502 |
| #31 | chrome ore | 300 |
| #11 | cologne of contempt | 200 |
| #83 | distressed denim pants | 100 |
| #5 | dress pants | 100 |
| #66 | eXtreme mittens | 100 |
| #63 | eXtreme scarf | 100 |
| #35 | eagle feather | 100 |
| #71 | enchanted bean | 100 |
| #118 | eyepatch | 100 |
| #72 | frilly skirt | 100 |
| #5 | giant motorcycle boots | 100 |
| 🥉 | giant tube of black lipstick | 18,748 |
| #124 | goat cheese | 300 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #15 | head mirror | 100 |
| #79 | hippy protest button | 100 |
| #270 | hot wing | 300 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #24 | killing jar | 100 |
| #22 | library card | 100 |
| #30 | linoleum ore | 300 |
| #498 | meat engine | 1 |
| #65 | ninja pirate zombie robot | 1 |
| #218 | oil of expertise | 1 |
| #40 | pec oil | 100 |
| #90 | reinforced beaded headband | 100 |
| #42 | reodorant | 300 |
| #10 | scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff | 100 |
| #61 | snowboarder pants | 100 |
| #78 | sonar-in-a-biscuit | 300 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #15 | stone wool | 200 |
| #9 | stuffed gray blob | 3,948 |
| #196 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 100 |
| #77 | stunt nuts | 100 |
| #70 | swashbuckling pants | 100 |
| #13 | tiny dancer | 100 |
| #126 | titanium assault umbrella | 100 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #199 | twinkly wad | 1,500 |
| #106 | upsy daisy | 100 |
| #10 | wet stew | 100 |