| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #248 | Chroner | 193 |
| #71 | Cosmic Calorie | 879 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #24 | Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) | 26 |
| #52 | Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) | 3 |
| #13 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) | 25 |
| #675 | adorable seal larva | 4 |
| #105 | ancient calendar fragment | 2 |
| #891 | brine | 13 |
| #53 | bubblin' crude | 703 |
| #312 | bunny liver | 22 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #456 | designer handbag | 6 |
| #235 | disassembled clover | 450 |
| #76 | drum of tommy ammo | 24 |
| #171 | dry noodles | 1,000 |
| #191 | effluvious emerald | 7 |
| #296 | electrical thingamabob | 14 |
| #103 | eleven-foot pole | 4 |
| #34 | eternal car battery | 6 |
| #149 | figurine of a charred seal | 20 |
| #137 | figurine of a cold seal | 46 |
| #71 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 5 |
| #184 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 7 |
| #191 | figurine of a sleek seal | 12 |
| #71 | figurine of a slippery seal | 25 |
| #48 | figurine of a stinking seal | 41 |
| #153 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 9 |
| #58 | figurine of an ancient seal | 20 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #227 | fossilized demon skull | 2 |
| #492 | fossilized limb | 12 |
| #507 | fossilized spike | 6 |
| #524 | fossilized wing | 4 |
| #808 | friendly cheez blob | 3 |
| #619 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #136 | fudge cube | 2 |
| #1079 | fudgecule | 54 |
| #354 | fuzzy dice | 12 |
| #108 | ghostly pickling solution | 1 |
| #110 | gilded ancient cursed key | 2 |
| #80 | green pixel | 1,312 |
| #416 | hellseal claw | 35 |
| #105 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 4 |
| #183 | long skinny balloon | 57 |
| #767 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #212 | nugget of Crimbonium | 11 |
| #20 | peppermint sprout | 681 |
| #75 | popsicle stick | 64 |
| #625 | potato sprout | 3 |
| #73 | seal-blubber candle | 73 |
| #50 | shard of double-ice | 1,002 |
| #74 | stone of eXtreme power | 148 |
| #192 | sunken chest | 89 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #751 | vinegar | 45 |