| #215 | Ancient Saucehelm | 9 |
| #166 | Cloaca grenade | 100 |
| #372 | Cloaca-Cola | 100 |
| #27 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 100 |
| #27 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 100 |
| #30 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 100 |
| #28 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 100 |
| #147 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 5 |
| #529 | Colander of Em-er'il | 5 |
| #327 | Cold Hots candy | 20 |
| #291 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 9 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #130 | Dyspepsi grenade | 100 |
| #82 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1,000 |
| #18 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 100 |
| #23 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 100 |
| #23 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 100 |
| #17 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 100 |
| #131 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 5 |
| #808 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #415 | Elder Turtle Shell | 6 |
| #18 | Elfin shortbread | 100 |
| #22 | Ent cider | 1,000 |
| #613 | Hell ramen | 1 |
| #141 | Knob mushroom | 101 |
| #1015 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #652 | Mad Train wine | 100 |
| #1131 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 10 |
| #50 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 199 |
| #274 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 200 |
| #65 | Now and Earlier | 100 |
| #248 | Rock Pops | 200 |
| #529 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #133 | Senior Mints | 100 |
| #46 | Sugar Cog | 80 |
| #848 | Time Juice | 7 |
| #310 | Valentine | 100 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #481 | Wand of Nagamar | 10 |
| #183 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 100 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #212 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1,000 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #608 | baconstone | 13 |
| #621 | blood flower | 10 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #19 | boring spaghetti | 100 |
| #57 | bottle of gin | 1,000 |
| #1073 | bottle of rum | 10 |
| #56 | bottle of tequila | 1,000 |
| #946 | bottle of whiskey | 10 |
| #781 | brine | 20 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| #161 | candied kobold | 20 |
| #203 | carob chunk noodles | 10 |
| #468 | cool mushroom | 4 |
| #200 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #207 | delicious noodles | 11 |
| #229 | delicious spicy noodles | 1 |
| #390 | dill | 100 |
| #52 | dwarf bread | 100 |
| #248 | empty blowgun | 10 |
| #179 | especially salty dog | 2 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #119 | fine wine | 100 |
| #408 | flaming mushroom | 6 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #168 | flat mushroom wine | 1 |
| #83 | fortune cookie | 100 |
| #547 | frozen mushroom | 3 |
| #437 | fruitcake | 50 |
| #296 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 1 |
| #153 | green beer | 100 |
| #580 | hamethyst | 14 |
| #29 | hot buttered roll | 100 |
| #235 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1,000 |
| #268 | ice-cold fotie | 100 |
| #275 | icy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #495 | kneecapping stick | 25 |
| #146 | knob mushroom wine | 1 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1137 | mafia aria | 10 |
| #802 | mushroom fermenting solution | 9 |
| #186 | painful penne pasta | 1 |
| #1235 | pet rock | 5 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #199 | plastic passion fruit | 10 |
| #394 | pointy mushroom | 5 |
| #196 | pointy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #612 | porquoise | 12 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #514 | sleeping snowy owl | 5 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #719 | spectral pickle | 10 |
| #46 | spicy noodles | 10 |
| #1573 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #234 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #125 | stalk of asparagus | 100 |
| #554 | stinky mushroom | 3 |
| #249 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1119 | string of blue beads | 10 |
| #1119 | string of green beads | 10 |
| #1121 | string of red beads | 10 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #255 | warm mushroom | 7 |
| #38 | yellow traffic cone | 1 |