| #661 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 5 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #33 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #35 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 40 |
| #104 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 8 |
| #10 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 22 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 8 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #26 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 37 |
| #13 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 26 |
| #823 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 4 |
| #14 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 30 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 25 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 7 |
| 🥈 | Voluminous Radio Hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Voluminous Radio Pants | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #7 | bottle of tequila | 55,594 |
| #298 | can of V-11 | 1 |