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| #918 | Amulet of Yendor | 12 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #835 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #251 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #714 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #113 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 11 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #412 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 3 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #216 | around the world | 10 |
| #993 | bag of airline peanuts | 21 |
| #153 | beer lens | 20 |
| #398 | beertini | 4 |
| #509 | black candy heart | 11 |
| #211 | bloody mary | 10 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #684 | box | 9 |
| #2815 | box of sunshine | 33 |
| #1018 | brick | 29 |
| #834 | broken skull | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #618 | clockwork key | 2 |
| #1118 | clown hammer | 14 |
| #407 | cymbal syrup | 14 |
| #701 | defective skull | 25 |
| #513 | disembodied brain | 4 |
| #537 | encoder ring | 25 |
| #905 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 23 |
| #897 | fake fake vomit | 28 |
| #879 | fake hand | 22 |
| #389 | flange | 5 |
| #806 | furry fur | 34 |
| #12 | furry skirt | 28 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1003 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #1910 | green beer | 1 |
| #244 | grog | 7 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #959 | jazz soap | 22 |
| #964 | joybuzzer | 22 |
| #1059 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 17 |
| #433 | martini | 4 |
| #427 | mood ring | 14 |
| #154 | oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #277 | papaya sling | 5 |
| #477 | papaya slung | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #942 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 16 |
| #1176 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 13 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #93 | portable corkscrew | 50 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #923 | rubber emo roe | 28 |
| #386 | rum and cola | 4 |
| #637 | salty dog | 4 |
| #278 | salty slug | 5 |
| #377 | screwdriver | 3 |
| #2493 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #899 | spring | 4 |
| #358 | strawberry daiquiri | 7 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #1501 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2706 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #344 | vodka and cranberry | 5 |
| #261 | whiskey and cola | 8 |
| #388 | whiskey sour | 4 |
| #379 | white Canadian | 7 |
| #941 | whoopie cushion | 27 |
| #869 | wind-up chattering teeth | 31 |
| #712 | x-ray specs | 21 |
| #1074 | yellow snowcone | 22 |