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| #917 | Amulet of Yendor | 12 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #249 | Disco Banjo | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #702 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #113 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 11 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #412 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 3 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #219 | around the world | 10 |
| #994 | bag of airline peanuts | 21 |
| #152 | beer lens | 20 |
| #395 | beertini | 4 |
| #510 | black candy heart | 11 |
| #211 | bloody mary | 10 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #685 | box | 9 |
| #2814 | box of sunshine | 33 |
| #1020 | brick | 29 |
| #834 | broken skull | 7 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #618 | clockwork key | 2 |
| #1119 | clown hammer | 14 |
| #407 | cymbal syrup | 14 |
| #702 | defective skull | 25 |
| #515 | disembodied brain | 4 |
| #539 | encoder ring | 25 |
| #907 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 23 |
| #899 | fake fake vomit | 28 |
| #882 | fake hand | 22 |
| #390 | flange | 5 |
| #806 | furry fur | 34 |
| #12 | furry skirt | 28 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1000 | gloomy black mushroom | 3 |
| #1909 | green beer | 1 |
| #243 | grog | 7 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #958 | jazz soap | 22 |
| #965 | joybuzzer | 22 |
| #1060 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 17 |
| #433 | martini | 4 |
| #429 | mood ring | 14 |
| #154 | oily golden mushroom | 3 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #275 | papaya sling | 5 |
| #476 | papaya slung | 2 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #943 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 16 |
| #1177 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 13 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #93 | portable corkscrew | 50 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #920 | rubber emo roe | 28 |
| #381 | rum and cola | 4 |
| #636 | salty dog | 4 |
| #277 | salty slug | 5 |
| #377 | screwdriver | 3 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #901 | spring | 4 |
| #358 | strawberry daiquiri | 7 |
| #2020 | string of blue beads | 2 |
| #1501 | string of green beads | 6 |
| #2011 | string of red beads | 2 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #344 | vodka and cranberry | 5 |
| #260 | whiskey and cola | 8 |
| #389 | whiskey sour | 4 |
| #377 | white Canadian | 7 |
| #943 | whoopie cushion | 27 |
| #867 | wind-up chattering teeth | 31 |
| #714 | x-ray specs | 21 |
| #1076 | yellow snowcone | 22 |