| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #759 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #254 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1926 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2054 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #467 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #680 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #578 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #829 | Knob Goblin steroids | 2 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #968 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #702 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1000 | Meleegra™ pills | 2 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #140 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1956 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #51 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #534 | ant agonist | 2 |
| #1064 | anticheese | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1539 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #950 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #958 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #169 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #171 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #255 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #212 | bone collar | 1 |
| #664 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #217 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 2 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #317 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #362 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1335 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #452 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #263 | broken skull | 82 |
| #542 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #56 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #687 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1706 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #182 | clutch of dodecapede eggs | 1 |
| #595 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1141 | cog | 1 |
| #648 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #468 | crowbarrr | 3 |
| #808 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #168 | delicious stinkbug | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1095 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1024 | disease | 1 |
| #291 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #788 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #667 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #324 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #323 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #970 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #859 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #781 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #823 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #391 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #2779 | golden ring | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #971 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #296 | grungy bandana | 2 |
| #869 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #406 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1007 | herb brownies | 3 |
| #576 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #434 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #685 | hot date | 1 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1765 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #668 | inkwell | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #528 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #327 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #479 | long pork | 1 |
| #104 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #196 | lost key | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #381 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| 🥇 | miniature castagnets | 383 |
| #406 | monkey wrench | 2 |
| #541 | mother's little helper | 2 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #213 | munchies pill | 2 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #227 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1756 | pail | 1 |
| #913 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #148 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1284 | plot hole | 1 |
| #261 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #119 | potent potion of potency | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #2271 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #2590 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #558 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #161 | scrumptious ice ant | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #746 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
| #544 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #374 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #231 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #822 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #717 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #285 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #808 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #349 | tambourine | 1 |
| #148 | tasty louse | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #773 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1623 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1444 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #896 | tires | 1 |
| #318 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #870 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #804 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #202 | yummy death watch beetle | 1 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |