| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #761 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 1 |
| #255 | Bohemian rhapsody | 1 |
| #491 | Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #470 | Elmley shades | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #678 | Gnollish toolbox | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #579 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 1 |
| #831 | Knob Goblin steroids | 2 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #970 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 1 |
| #261 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #703 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #1000 | Meleegra™ pills | 2 |
| #979 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #889 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #751 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #984 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #577 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1008 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #961 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #141 | Missing Eye Simulation Device | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #100 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #1954 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #52 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #1307 | Trollhouse cookies | 1 |
| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #638 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #535 | ant agonist | 2 |
| #1061 | anticheese | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1545 | baby killer bee | 2 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #951 | bag of Cheat-Os | 1 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #753 | bag of lard | 1 |
| #961 | barbed-wire fence | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #940 | bat guano | 1 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #282 | beanbag chair | 1 |
| #572 | beer bong | 1 |
| #172 | beer cartilage | 1 |
| #254 | beer goggles | 1 |
| #233 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #242 | bellhop bell | 1 |
| #382 | big boom | 1 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #213 | bone collar | 1 |
| #665 | bone rattle | 1 |
| #752 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #217 | bottle of rhinoceros hormones | 2 |
| #544 | bottle opener belt buckle | 1 |
| #318 | bottled inspiration | 1 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #7455 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #363 | boxed champagne | 1 |
| #1334 | boxed wine | 1 |
| #455 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #264 | broken skull | 82 |
| #541 | bronzed locust | 1 |
| #185 | calavera concertina | 1 |
| #226 | can-can-in-a-can | 1 |
| #57 | candied yam pinky ring | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #185 | clutch of dodecapede eggs | 1 |
| #597 | coffin lid | 1 |
| #1139 | cog | 1 |
| #651 | communications windchimes | 1 |
| #469 | crowbarrr | 3 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #167 | delectable fire ant | 1 |
| #245 | delicious shimmering moth | 1 |
| #167 | delicious stinkbug | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1096 | dirty hobo gloves | 1 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #1025 | disease | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #476 | disintegrating sheet music | 1 |
| #1853 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #585 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 1 |
| #813 | drab sonata | 1 |
| #76 | dripping meat staff | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #666 | empty meat tank | 1 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #322 | fettucini Inconnu | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #378 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #861 | flute of flat champagne | 1 |
| #67 | foon of foulness | 1 |
| #782 | funky dried mushroom | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
| #78 | giant cheesestick | 1 |
| #1641 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #825 | gob of wet hair | 1 |
| #395 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #2776 | golden ring | 1 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #973 | grouchy restless spirit | 1 |
| #298 | grungy bandana | 2 |
| #870 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #655 | hair spray | 1 |
| #88 | hairy staff | 1 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #408 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #463 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #454 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #541 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #1009 | herb brownies | 3 |
| #575 | honey-dipped locust | 1 |
| #433 | horizontal tango | 1 |
| #684 | hot date | 1 |
| #998 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #729 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #669 | inkwell | 1 |
| #304 | interesting-looking twig | 1 |
| #1882 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| 🥈 | kevlateflocite helmet | 1 |
| #531 | kick-ass kicks | 1 |
| #183 | ladle of mystery | 1 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #897 | leather mask | 1 |
| #616 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 1 |
| #328 | limburger biker boots | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #405 | llama lama gong | 1 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #481 | long pork | 1 |
| #105 | long pork lasagna | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #195 | lost key | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #677 | maiden wig | 1 |
| #382 | maple leaf | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| 🥇 | miniature castagnets | 383 |
| #409 | monkey wrench | 2 |
| #542 | mother's little helper | 2 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #212 | munchies pill | 2 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #225 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #149 | perfume of prejudice | 1 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #537 | piercing post | 1 |
| #1281 | plot hole | 1 |
| #262 | plump juicy grub | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #118 | potent potion of potency | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1187 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #515 | redrum | 1 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #2275 | roll of toilet paper | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #2589 | sawblade fragment | 1 |
| #559 | scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil | 1 |
| #161 | scrumptious ice ant | 1 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #232 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #281 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #747 | solid gold pegleg | 1 |
| #70 | spaghetti with rock-balls | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #375 | stench nuggets | 1 |
| #232 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #251 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #185 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #596 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #207 | superamplified boom box | 1 |
| #177 | sweet rims | 1 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| #811 | t8r tots | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #149 | tasty louse | 1 |
| #724 | tasty tart | 1 |
| #774 | tattered scrap of paper | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #1620 | thin black candle | 1 |
| #1442 | throwing wrench | 1 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #891 | tires | 1 |
| #320 | tomb ratchet | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #93 | troutpiece | 1 |
| #498 | true grit | 1 |
| #392 | tulip | 1 |
| #158 | tuning fork | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #668 | vampire collar | 1 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #871 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #802 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |
| #337 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #201 | yummy death watch beetle | 1 |
| #148 | zmobie | 1 |