| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #184 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #724 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #1118 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #946 | antique spear | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #309 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #152 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #820 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #595 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1843 | disco ball | 1 |
| #343 | dishrag | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #640 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #388 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1256 | giant needle | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #571 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #79 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1287 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #627 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #616 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #878 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1560 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1183 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #848 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1704 | saucepan | 1 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1413 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #823 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #307 | star staff | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #1819 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #508 | war tongs | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #813 | wooden stakes | 1 |