| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #186 | Gnollish autoplunger | 1 |
| #789 | Gnollish flyswatter | 1 |
| #594 | Gnollish pie server | 1 |
| #725 | Gnollish plunger | 1 |
| #595 | Gnollish slotted spoon | 1 |
| #1117 | Knob Goblin tongs | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #948 | antique spear | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #312 | balloon sword | 1 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #122 | bar whip | 1 |
| #151 | basic meat spork | 1 |
| #114 | basic meat staff | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #210 | big stick | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #57 | cardboard staff | 1 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #344 | dishrag | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #1764 | fire | 1 |
| #955 | flaming crutch | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
| #387 | giant cactus quill | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #564 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #1255 | giant needle | 1 |
| #203 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #573 | goatskin umbrella | 1 |
| #80 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #374 | halfberd | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #1297 | little paper umbrella | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #879 | oversized pizza cutter | 1 |
| #1565 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #450 | pointed stick | 1 |
| #1184 | pool cue | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #123 | ram-battering staff | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #849 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 1 |
| #1709 | saucepan | 1 |
| #442 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #1671 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1414 | skeleton bone | 1 |
| #822 | spiked femur | 1 |
| #1398 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #309 | star staff | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #1825 | stolen accordion | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #1051 | titanium assault umbrella | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #511 | war tongs | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #811 | wooden stakes | 1 |