| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #2382 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #898 | Boss Bat britches | 15 |
| #932 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 3 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2357 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #409 | anniversary balloon | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #614 | badass belt | 80 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #759 | blue glowstick | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #422 | bottle of goofballs | 60 |
| #5006 | box of sunshine | 7 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #381 | easter egg balloon | 56 |
| #1646 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #305 | flashing novelty button | 4 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #930 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #644 | pork elf goodies sack | 9 |
| #1278 | portable corkscrew | 2 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #224 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #879 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #859 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1477 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #150 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #2572 | shiny ring | 2 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #533 | strange shiny disc | 7 |
| #2260 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2259 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2245 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #4254 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #3979 | stuffed astral badger | 10 |
| #3395 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 13 |
| #4955 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2935 | stuffed scary death orb | 16 |
| #3378 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #5597 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3725 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3560 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #1584 | teddy bear | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3993 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1936 | whoopie cushion | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |