| #374 | Cloaca grenade | 47 |
| #1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #1332 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 7 |
| #1463 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #713 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 7 |
| #249 | Tiki lighter | 2 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #47 | bad penguin egg | 2 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1067 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #12 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #69 | computronic processing unit | 62 |
| #1477 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #871 | empty blowgun | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #1387 | ghost cucumber | 10 |
| #124 | ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1499 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #268 | gloomy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #3898 | grue egg | 3 |
| #68 | homeless hobo spirit | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #771 | kneecapping stick | 12 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #1265 | mafia aria | 8 |
| #2253 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #181 | oily mushroom wine | 2 |
| #103 | petrified time | 4 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #223 | rhesus monkey | 3 |
| #747 | spooky eyeliner | 4 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #580 | spooky lipstick | 5 |
| #281 | star starfish | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #428 | toy soldier | 4 |
| #77 | tropical wrapping paper | 8 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2366 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |