| #221 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 45 |
| #216 | 30669 scroll | 50 |
| #214 | 33398 scroll | 100 |
| #68 | 64067 scroll | 10 |
| #219 | 668 scroll | 5 |
| #154 | Angry Farmer candy | 1,200 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #116 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 100 |
| #321 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,000 |
| #945 | Cloaca-Cola | 16 |
| #752 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #118 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 100 |
| #664 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 5 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #116 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 100 |
| #301 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 25 |
| #113 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 100 |
| #634 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 2 |
| #103 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1,100 |
| #243 | Mohawk wig | 50 |
| #163 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #369 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 150 |
| #68 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 850 |
| #232 | Spam Witch sammich | 200 |
| #861 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #367 | Trollhouse cookies | 100 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #99 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 2,450 |
| #171 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 100 |
| #1122 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #410 | armgun | 2 |
| #162 | awful poetry journal | 1,200 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #368 | banana-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #437 | battered Crimbo Crate | 25 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #459 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #685 | canteen of wine | 35 |
| #635 | carbonated water lily | 1 |
| #160 | chaos butterfly | 2,000 |
| #258 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 8 |
| #89 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 1,000 |
| #75 | cyborg stompin' boot | 12 |
| #874 | delicious salad | 25 |
| #162 | disturbing fanfic | 1,337 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #1312 | dollhive | 2 |
| #198 | draggin' ball hat | 50 |
| #1050 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #254 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #180 | f3d0r4 | 65 |
| #124 | flaming talons | 100 |
| #469 | flashing novelty button | 3 |
| #121 | furry fur | 1,400 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #101 | giant needle | 1,000 |
| #161 | glowing red eye | 125 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #155 | heavy D | 900 |
| #214 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #2373 | killing feather | 4 |
| #3057 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #179 | lowercase N | 100 |
| #242 | metallic A | 200 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #164 | original G | 900 |
| #1490 | oversized fish scaler | 3 |
| #133 | packet of mayfly bait | 1 |
| #275 | phonics down | 300 |
| #177 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 200 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #129 | plot hole | 2,000 |
| #1722 | polyalloy shield | 2 |
| #253 | pr0n legs | 100 |
| #112 | probability potion | 1,000 |
| #116 | procrastination potion | 1,100 |
| #350 | purple glowstick | 4 |
| #245 | razor-sharp can lid | 75 |
| #277 | ridiculously huge sword | 50 |
| #1622 | robotronic egg | 6 |
| #2486 | rogue swarmer | 7 |
| #287 | salty dog | 50 |
| #2397 | sawblade fragment | 8 |
| #229 | scroll of drastic healing | 400 |
| #198 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 800 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #239 | super-spiky hair gel | 400 |
| #255 | tattered paper crown | 3 |
| #142 | thin black candle | 2,000 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #229 | tiny house | 1,000 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #228 | titanium assault umbrella | 50 |
| #89 | toast | 28,214 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #2569 | unstable laser battery | 9 |
| #506 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #550 | vibrating cyborg knife | 10 |
| #388 | whiskey sour | 4 |
| #1365 | wind-up chattering teeth | 10 |
| #147 | wolf mask | 300 |
| #740 | yellow glowstick | 1 |