Naluvinian

RankItemQuantity
#4611-ball10
#3872-ball11
#4563-ball10
#4054-ball11
#4015-ball11
#4426-ball10
#9217-Foot Dwarven mattock1
#4597-ball10
#9208-ball14
#2969-ball3
#163Cerebral Cloche1
#312Cerebral Crossbow1
#188Cerebral Culottes1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#498Elfin shortbread1
#991Knob Goblin elite helm1
#996Knob Goblin elite pants1
#973Knob Goblin elite polearm1
#1007Knob Goblin harem pants1
#997Knob Goblin harem veil1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#323M-24225
#302Mob Penguin protection contract10
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#793Orcish cargo shorts1
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#157Tropical Crimbo Hat1
#160Tropical Crimbo Shorts1
#189Tropical Crimbo Sword1
#174Valentine206
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#887antique greaves1
#897antique helmet1
#906antique shield1
#948antique spear1
#34arrrgyle socks144
#951bag of Cheat-Os1
#430balaclava1
#1029balloon monkey1
#312balloon sword1
#673beer helmet1
#745bejeweled pledge pin1
#1005big red clown nose1
#694black greaves1
#695black helmet1
#1380black paisley oyster egg3
#461black picnic basket1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#667black shield1
#966black striped oyster egg5
#727black sword1
#492bloody beer14
#964bloody clown pants1
#1291blue plastic oyster egg3
#437bow1
#141bow staff1
#450bowl of lucky charms1
#149bowlegged pants1
#133bowler1
#1102bugbear beanie1
#1109bugbear bungguard1
#592bullet-proof corduroys1
#545can of fake snow1
#4784candy cane1
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#798clown shoes1
#777cold ninja mask1
#507colored-light "necklace"1
#377concentrated magicalness pill4
#850cornuthaum1
#1025daisy1
#891dead guy's watch3
#532disbelief suspenders1
#587distressed denim pants1
#896eXtreme mittens1
#856eXtreme scarf1
#2058eggnog3
#199extra-large palm-frond toupee1
#1086eyepatch1
#1000filthy corduroys1
#972filthy knitted dread sack1
#793foolscap fool's cap1
#576frozen Mob Penguin1
#427furry pants1
#642ga-ga radio1
#1641giant discarded bottlecap1
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#3940gingerbread bugbear1
#155gnauga hide buckler1
#149gnauga hide chaps1
#203gnauga hide whip1
#220gnocchetti di Nietzsche2
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#882green balloon1
#5199handful of confetti1
#647happiness1
#1107ice-cold Sir Schlitz20
#426icy-hot katana1
#116jumbo olive37
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#1119lavender striped oyster egg2
#377los chinos1
#247makeshift cape1
#171makeshift skirt1
#181makeshift turban1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#791miner's helmet1
#785miner's pants1
#690mugcake1
#858ninja hot pants1
#3382obsidian dagger1
#529ocean motion1
#315off-white plastic oyster egg14
#81oyster basket101
#334pail37
#189palm-frond capris1
#213palm-frond whip1
#620papaya slung1
#688pat-a-cake pendant1
#196penguin skin642
#288pixel hat1
#162pixel pants1
#211pixel sword1
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#1184pool cue1
#812potted cactus1
#931puce polka-dot oyster egg4
#754puce striped oyster egg3
#2227red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#577reinforced beaded headband1
#1131ring of aggravate monster1
#638round purple sunglasses1
#710royal jelly3
#476salty dog10
#546slap and tickle1
#286snake25
#803snowboarder pants1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#302sparkler25
#310star buckler1
#606star hat1
#330star pants1
#420star sword1
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#1487support cummerbund1
#964swashbuckling pants1
#6226tiny plastic Cheshire bat2
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#850tiny plastic Scream Queen2
#2626tiny plastic accordion thief2
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#3948tiny plastic angry goat4
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#3316tiny plastic barrrnacle5
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#3948tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#3968tiny plastic cocoabo4
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#4884tiny plastic fuzzy dice3
#4857tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick3
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3310tiny plastic grue5
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#2845tiny plastic howling balloon monkey6
#3266tiny plastic killer bee5
#2009tiny plastic leprechaun9
#4838tiny plastic levitating potato3
#3323tiny plastic mosquito5
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#3302tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime5
#2644tiny plastic sauceror2
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#2876tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton6
#3948tiny plastic stab bat4
#4891tiny plastic star starfish3
#1832tiny plastic turtle tamer3
#1922toast116
#478tree skirt1
#728urinal cake1
#639vodka and cranberry1
#896vorpal blade1
#903white balloon1
#1159white candy heart1
#1245wolf mask1
#2051yellow plastic oyster egg2
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#292yeti fur686

Wow, that's 2,478 items total!

what items are this player missing?