| #461 | 1-ball | 10 |
| #687 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 5 |
| #601 | 2-ball | 6 |
| #456 | 3-ball | 10 |
| #471 | 4-ball | 9 |
| #531 | 5-ball | 7 |
| #442 | 6-ball | 10 |
| #459 | 7-ball | 10 |
| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #626 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #602 | Amulet of Yendor | 30 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1568 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1467 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #1426 | Mad Train wine | 6 |
| #826 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 8 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #2089 | Valentine | 2 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #904 | astronaut pants | 7 |
| #620 | badass belt | 79 |
| #688 | bag of airline peanuts | 41 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #3304 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #5245 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #1936 | brick | 5 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #391 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #1498 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #429 | defective skull | 53 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #3662 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #678 | encoder ring | 15 |
| #1503 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #761 | fake fake vomit | 37 |
| #1355 | fake hand | 6 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1658 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1015 | herbal stuffing | 7 |
| #471 | jazz soap | 64 |
| #1022 | joybuzzer | 19 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #385 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1561 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #447 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 57 |
| #598 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 49 |
| #402 | pool cue | 14 |
| #316 | potted cactus | 10 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #520 | rubber emo roe | 61 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1486 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1318 | string of green beads | 8 |
| #1209 | string of red beads | 9 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5739 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #5772 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7694 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #952 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6333 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #5307 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3607 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3888 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4594 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #232 | stuffed zmobie | 6 |
| #503 | thin black candle | 228 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #602 | whoopie cushion | 51 |
| #929 | wind-up chattering teeth | 27 |
| #1110 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #18 | yakskin buckler | 14 |
| #551 | yellow snowcone | 61 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |