| #458 | 1-ball | 10 |
| #688 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 5 |
| #597 | 2-ball | 6 |
| #453 | 3-ball | 10 |
| #468 | 4-ball | 9 |
| #527 | 5-ball | 7 |
| #438 | 6-ball | 10 |
| #456 | 7-ball | 10 |
| #2243 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #602 | Amulet of Yendor | 30 |
| #1322 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #1565 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 7 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #107 | Kentucky-style derby | 1 |
| #1424 | Mad Train wine | 6 |
| #826 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 8 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #2088 | Valentine | 2 |
| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #904 | astronaut pants | 7 |
| #618 | badass belt | 79 |
| #688 | bag of airline peanuts | 41 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #3302 | bottle of goofballs | 4 |
| #5241 | box of sunshine | 6 |
| #1933 | brick | 5 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
| #1499 | clown hammer | 4 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #429 | defective skull | 53 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #680 | encoder ring | 15 |
| #1504 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 4 |
| #763 | fake fake vomit | 37 |
| #1357 | fake hand | 6 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1014 | herbal stuffing | 7 |
| #470 | jazz soap | 64 |
| #1023 | joybuzzer | 19 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #383 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #1564 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 4 |
| #447 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 57 |
| #599 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 49 |
| #401 | pool cue | 14 |
| #317 | potted cactus | 10 |
| #1795 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #518 | rubber emo roe | 61 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #1485 | spooky eggnog | 4 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1586 | string of blue beads | 5 |
| #1319 | string of green beads | 8 |
| #1210 | string of red beads | 9 |
| #6284 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #5725 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 5 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #5760 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #7014 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3599 | stuffed scary death orb | 12 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3880 | stuffed snowy owl | 10 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #232 | stuffed zmobie | 6 |
| #503 | thin black candle | 228 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #297 | three-tiered wedding cake | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2301 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1689 | toy jet pack | 2 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1408 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #603 | whoopie cushion | 51 |
| #926 | wind-up chattering teeth | 27 |
| #1112 | x-ray specs | 6 |
| #18 | yakskin buckler | 14 |
| #553 | yellow snowcone | 61 |
| #1803 | yo | 2 |