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| #24 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #1237 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #982 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 1 |
| #1107 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #899 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 2 |
| #1052 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #165 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1090 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #848 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 2 |
| #2367 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #742 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #1202 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #2431 | Rock Pops | 3 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #669 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1954 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #1837 | Yummy Tummy bean | 50 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1106 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1719 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1593 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #610 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #859 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #2707 | brick | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #840 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #1701 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #154 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #99 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #75 | evil golden arches | 26 |
| #1773 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1985 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1791 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #368 | forest tears | 1 |
| #2296 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #430 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1602 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1828 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #870 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #211 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #120 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #555 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1362 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 8 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #497 | poutine | 5 |
| #646 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1260 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #968 | string of blue beads | 12 |
| #762 | string of green beads | 16 |
| #848 | string of red beads | 14 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #148 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1809 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4900 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4838 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3948 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #1104 | white lightning | 1 |
| #1749 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1454 | x-ray specs | 1 |
| #1942 | yellow snowcone | 2 |