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| #25 | Children's Meal of the Damned | 1 |
| #1235 | Cold Hots candy | 1 |
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| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #753 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #678 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #901 | Jumbo Dr. Lucifer | 2 |
| #1053 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 1 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #189 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #848 | Lord of the Flies-sized fries | 2 |
| #2370 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 4 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #740 | Now and Earlier | 1 |
| #1199 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 2 |
| #2433 | Rock Pops | 3 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #667 | Sugar Cog | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #1839 | Yummy Tummy bean | 50 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #1101 | asbestos ore | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #1722 | bag of airline peanuts | 2 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1588 | barrrnacle | 3 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| #611 | blue-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #852 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 2 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #615 | bubblewrap ore | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #839 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #2358 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #609 | cardboard ore | 1 |
| #1515 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #109 | chocolate box | 1 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #155 | cologne of contempt | 1 |
| #32 | cryptic puzzle box | 1 |
| #98 | deactivated MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #75 | evil golden arches | 26 |
| #1776 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #1989 | fake fake vomit | 1 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #364 | forest tears | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #1167 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| #431 | green-frosted astral cupcake | 2 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #1605 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #865 | linoleum ore | 1 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #210 | meatsmithing guide | 1 |
| #119 | miniature coffin | 1 |
| #556 | orange-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1364 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 8 |
| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #493 | poutine | 5 |
| #647 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #33 | solid asbestos box | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #1262 | stone of eXtreme power | 2 |
| #969 | string of blue beads | 12 |
| #763 | string of green beads | 16 |
| #849 | string of red beads | 14 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #147 | thought balloon | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4888 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 3 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #1103 | white lightning | 1 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1456 | x-ray specs | 1 |
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