| #409 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 6 |
| #244 | Cloaca grenade | 70 |
| #721 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #1832 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #195 | Dyspepsi grenade | 70 |
| #904 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #227 | Elder Turtle Shell | 9 |
| #821 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #282 | Supernova Champagne | 16 |
| #543 | Tuesday's ruby | 2 |
| #120 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #170 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #1194 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #86 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 21 |
| #1015 | bottle of goofballs | 25 |
| #138 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 8 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #93 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #1437 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #72 | chintzy turtle brooch | 15 |
| #132 | chrome helmet turtle | 2 |
| #87 | chrome sword hilt | 3 |
| #1774 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #746 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #94 | cream pie | 15 |
| #601 | disco ball | 43 |
| #534 | disco mask | 49 |
| #638 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 11 |
| #623 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 12 |
| #533 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 17 |
| #673 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 10 |
| #627 | dusty bottle of Port | 12 |
| #592 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 12 |
| #173 | fine wine | 54 |
| #885 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #826 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #565 | funky dried mushroom | 5 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #1493 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1038 | helmet turtle | 15 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #66 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #343 | mariachi pants | 53 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #194 | megatofu | 45 |
| #1434 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #471 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #36 | oily mushroom wine | 15 |
| #489 | pasta spoon | 45 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #144 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #262 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #496 | ravioli hat | 41 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #1066 | roll of toilet paper | 40 |
| #767 | saucepan | 35 |
| #346 | seal tooth | 40 |
| #635 | seal-clubbing club | 35 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1416 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1574 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #619 | stolen accordion | 47 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #415 | tortoise's blessing | 4 |
| #556 | turtle pheromones | 3 |
| #1623 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #339 | wad of tofu | 12 |
| #630 | warm mushroom | 1 |