| #409 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 6 |
| #246 | Cloaca grenade | 70 |
| #722 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 4 |
| #1830 | Crimboween memo | 3 |
| #195 | Dyspepsi grenade | 70 |
| #903 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 2 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #227 | Elder Turtle Shell | 9 |
| #822 | Knob mushroom | 1 |
| #1016 | Knoll mushroom | 1 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #284 | Supernova Champagne | 16 |
| #542 | Tuesday's ruby | 2 |
| #122 | asbestos helmet turtle | 1 |
| #177 | asbestos sword hilt | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #86 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 21 |
| #1016 | bottle of goofballs | 25 |
| #140 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 8 |
| #141 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #94 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 1 |
| #1436 | can of Binarrrca | 3 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #72 | chintzy turtle brooch | 15 |
| #133 | chrome helmet turtle | 2 |
| #90 | chrome sword hilt | 3 |
| #1773 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 2 |
| #883 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #748 | cool mushroom | 1 |
| #95 | cream pie | 15 |
| #605 | disco ball | 43 |
| #538 | disco mask | 49 |
| #639 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 11 |
| #624 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 12 |
| #535 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 17 |
| #676 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 10 |
| #630 | dusty bottle of Port | 12 |
| #593 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 12 |
| #173 | fine wine | 54 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #77 | flask of hamethyst juice | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #566 | funky dried mushroom | 5 |
| #64 | furry green earmuffs | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #1499 | gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #1043 | helmet turtle | 15 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #68 | knobby kneepads | 1 |
| #114 | linoleum helmet turtle | 1 |
| #343 | mariachi pants | 53 |
| #95 | meaty helmet turtle | 1 |
| #194 | megatofu | 45 |
| #1432 | obsidian dagger | 10 |
| #470 | oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #37 | oily mushroom wine | 15 |
| #492 | pasta spoon | 45 |
| #750 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #702 | pointy mushroom | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #500 | ravioli hat | 41 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #1067 | roll of toilet paper | 40 |
| #769 | saucepan | 35 |
| #347 | seal tooth | 40 |
| #640 | seal-clubbing club | 35 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #1419 | solid gold bowling ball | 7 |
| #3794 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1478 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1572 | spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #821 | stinky mushroom | 1 |
| #623 | stolen accordion | 47 |
| #81 | stone turtle | 1 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #415 | tortoise's blessing | 4 |
| #555 | turtle pheromones | 3 |
| #1627 | turtle totem | 2 |
| #338 | wad of tofu | 12 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |