Swelter OBeare

RankItemQuantity
#39630669 scroll20
#45733398 scroll31
#693334 scroll3
#785ASCII shirt1
#260Brimstone Chicken Sandwich33
#1578Cloaca grenade2
#141Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration2
#491Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket1
#481Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket1
#242Double Bacon Beelzeburger42
#1391Dyspepsi grenade3
#665Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots5
#277Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire1
#440General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket1
#241Hell ramen15
#907Imp Ale82
#152Jolly Roger charrrm31
#254Jumbo Dr. Lucifer40
#110Kiss the Knob apron1
#767Knob Goblin elite shirt3
#945Knob Goblin love potion2
#216Lord of the Flies-sized fries48
#133Meat detector5
#2367Mr. Mediocrebar4
#476Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket1
#2103Rock Pops8
#752Tasty Fun Good rice candy45
#574Tiki lighter1
#498Trollhouse cookies55
#1631Wint-O-Fresh mint2
#349Ye Olde Navy Fleece1
#2083Yummy Tummy bean30
#662abominable snowcone11
#433asbestos apron1
#371asbestos ore17
#101asparagus knife100
#628awful poetry journal100
#1849baby killer bee1
#352baconstone bracelet1
#85baconstone earring2
#18baconstone pendant12
#261baconstone ring1
#37badger badge5
#753bag of lard1
#1348barrrnacle5
#110barskin cloak1
#167bat-ass leather jacket1
#514beer helmet3
#725beer lens1
#532bejeweled pledge pin4
#439big red clown nose12
#929black pixel2
#1464black plastic oyster egg2
#857blue pixel22
#1291blue plastic oyster egg3
#97blue-frosted astral cupcake14
#222blundarrrbus2
#523booty chest charrrm5
#307bottle of black cat tonic1
#963broken skull4
#590bronze breastplate1
#857candy brain1
#533cannonball charrrm5
#67carob brownies6
#415carob chunk cookies4
#640carob chunk noodles1
#557carob chunks3
#288chocolate spurs2
#689chorizo brownies1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#202clownskin harness1
#176coconut bikini top1
#566communications windchimes2
#459copper ha'penny charrrm7
#164demonskin jacket1
#177diamond-studded fronts1
#507didgeridooka2
#449distressed denim pants3
#750disturbing fanfic76
#108duct tape shirt1
#1281dwarf bread1
#399eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest1
#560evil golden arch9
#336exploding hacky-sack2
#819eye of newt3
#151eye-pod4
#676eyepatch5
#163fake plastic grass11
#269floral print shirt1
#330foie gras3
#3220fuzzy dice2
#1174ghuol egg2
#231ghuol egg quiche8
#569ghuol guolash9
#117ghuol-ear kabob8
#210gingham blouse1
#639glowing red eye10
#102gnauga hide vest1
#1169goth kid t-shirt1
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#834green pixel16
#157green-frosted astral cupcake9
#5338grue egg1
#377grumpy old man charrrm5
#369grungy flannel shirt1
#77hamethyst bracelet3
#205hamethyst necklace2
#133hamethyst ring2
#571harem girl t-shirt1
#1009herb brownies3
#148hipposkin poncho1
#729hypodermic needle1
#309kickback cookbook2
#1171lavender plastic oyster egg3
#243lead necklace42
#456leaflet1
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#380line137
#387linoleum ore11
#147loathing eagle baby-doll shirt1
#154many-eyed glasses11
#932mauve plastic oyster egg4
#89meatcar model6
#1823off-white plastic oyster egg2
#764orange snowcone2
#238palm-frond cloak1
#524pirate pelvis3
#261pirate shirt7
#2047pixellated candy heart1
#323plain brown wrapper1
#166porquoise bracelet2
#186porquoise eyebrow ring1
#131porquoise ring2
#524potato sprout4
#730prosthetic forehead1
#890purple snowcone1
#125purple-frosted astral cupcake13
#682red pixel4
#1390red plastic oyster egg3
#416rewinged stab bat1
#109rhesus monkey8
#310rhinestone cowboy shirt1
#156safety vest1
#131shock collar7
#555silver tongue charrrm4
#48skewer-mounted razor blade29
#281soggy wofl t-shirt1
#747solid gold pegleg1
#479souvenir ski t-shirt1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#78stalk of asparagus147
#364star126
#175star buckler2
#229star chart78
#243star crossbow4
#347star hat3
#330star pants1
#288star shirt1
#1780stuffed shoulder parrot10
#248sucky decal7
#1028sunken chest3
#593supportive bra1
#433swashbuckling pants9
#77targeting chip9
#703thin black candle101
#999tiny bottle of absinthe1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#3965tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick4
#6155tiny plastic ghuol whelp2
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#6099tiny plastic grue2
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8101tiny plastic levitating potato1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#4899tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton3
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#4891tiny plastic star starfish3
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#694tiny shaker of salt3
#1132tropical wrapping paper1
#184tuxedo shirt1
#668vampire collar1
#818water pipe bomb5
#550white chocolate and tomato pizza3
#740white chocolate chip cookies1
#603white hat hacker T-shirt1
#873white pixel5
#640white satin pants2
#1059white snake skin1
#122white snakeskin duster1
#690white sword2
#176yak anorak1
#1584yellow plastic oyster egg3

Wow, that's 2,009 items total!

what items are this player missing?