| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2663 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #601 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 4 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #322 | Orcish baseball cap | 10 |
| #476 | Ram's Face Lager | 31 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #352 | ancient frozen dinner | 5 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #301 | ballroom blintz | 10 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #581 | beertini | 2 |
| #71 | bone collar | 5 |
| #316 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 4 |
| #54 | brass stinger | 8 |
| #425 | bugbear beanie | 12 |
| #37 | can of starch | 6 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1440 | candied yams | 5 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #683 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #95 | carob brownies | 3 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #639 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #821 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #522 | crazy little Turkish delight | 12 |
| #280 | dehydrated caviar | 15 |
| #317 | desiccated apricot | 17 |
| #497 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 21 |
| #534 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 20 |
| #441 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 26 |
| #479 | dusty bottle of Port | 26 |
| #514 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 19 |
| #1277 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #353 | eXtreme scarf | 8 |
| #552 | filthy knitted dread sack | 6 |
| #562 | flute of flat champagne | 6 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #696 | giant needle | 20 |
| #3936 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #238 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 5 |
| #256 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #127 | hot date | 112 |
| #604 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #224 | hypodermic needle | 7 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #178 | lead necklace | 55 |
| #236 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 10 |
| #89 | meatcar model | 6 |
| #69 | moonglasses | 8 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #112 | palm-frond toupee | 6 |
| #618 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #973 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #208 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #383 | salty slug | 3 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #540 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 10 |
| #326 | stale baguette | 4 |
| #367 | sucky decal | 5 |
| #245 | tap shoes | 6 |
| #77 | targeting chip | 9 |
| #85 | tiny balloon knife | 7 |
| #75 | tiny knife and fork | 7 |
| #89 | tiny maracas | 8 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #300 | tiny shaker of salt | 8 |
| #1904 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #640 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1789 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #280 | worn tophat | 5 |