| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #604 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 4 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| #323 | Orcish baseball cap | 10 |
| #478 | Ram's Face Lager | 31 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #352 | ancient frozen dinner | 5 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #302 | ballroom blintz | 10 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #583 | beertini | 2 |
| #71 | bone collar | 5 |
| #317 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 4 |
| #54 | brass stinger | 8 |
| #424 | bugbear beanie | 12 |
| #37 | can of starch | 6 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #684 | cardboard wakizashi | 1 |
| #95 | carob brownies | 3 |
| #666 | carob chunk cookies | 1 |
| #640 | carob chunk noodles | 1 |
| #824 | chopsticks | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #521 | crazy little Turkish delight | 12 |
| #280 | dehydrated caviar | 15 |
| #318 | desiccated apricot | 17 |
| #498 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 21 |
| #535 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 20 |
| #442 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 26 |
| #480 | dusty bottle of Port | 26 |
| #515 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 19 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #355 | eXtreme scarf | 8 |
| #552 | filthy knitted dread sack | 6 |
| #564 | flute of flat champagne | 6 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #696 | giant needle | 20 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #239 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 5 |
| #258 | hot buttered roll | 1 |
| #127 | hot date | 112 |
| #606 | huge spoon | 1 |
| #224 | hypodermic needle | 7 |
| #1289 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #179 | lead necklace | 55 |
| #237 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 10 |
| #89 | meatcar model | 6 |
| #69 | moonglasses | 8 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #112 | palm-frond toupee | 6 |
| #620 | papaya slung | 1 |
| #974 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| 🥈 | pile of smoking rags | 1 |
| #2221 | possessed top | 1 |
| #209 | pr0n cocktail | 1 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #384 | salty slug | 3 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #541 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 10 |
| #327 | stale baguette | 4 |
| #367 | sucky decal | 5 |
| #246 | tap shoes | 6 |
| #77 | targeting chip | 9 |
| #85 | tiny balloon knife | 7 |
| #75 | tiny knife and fork | 7 |
| #89 | tiny maracas | 8 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #300 | tiny shaker of salt | 8 |
| #1903 | tofurkey gravy | 3 |
| #1885 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #641 | tomato daiquiri | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1789 | tree-eating kite | 8 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #283 | worn tophat | 5 |