| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #2249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #775 | Jarlsberg's earring | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #360 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 3 |
| #447 | Rock and Roll Legend | 2 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #441 | Wand of Nagamar | 11 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #171 | acoustic guitarrr | 25 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #407 | baconstone pendant | 1 |
| #3771 | badass belt | 10 |
| #149 | banjo strings | 2 |
| #234 | bejeweled accordion strap | 1 |
| #76 | bone rattle | 40 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #564 | can of Binarrrca | 16 |
| #505 | chintzy saucepan earring | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #522 | communications windchimes | 3 |
| #1424 | disco ball | 4 |
| #206 | dope wheels | 4 |
| #157 | drab sonata | 40 |
| #581 | drum machine | 3 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3138 | grue egg | 5 |
| #326 | guitar pick | 9 |
| #158 | heavy metal sonata | 4 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #365 | jewelry-making pliers | 1 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #884 | mafia aria | 17 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #294 | pool cue | 22 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #2957 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #539 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #650 | stolen accordion | 43 |
| #168 | stone banjo | 3 |
| #387 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #1042 | support cummerbund | 3 |
| #181 | tambourine | 3 |
| #244 | tambourine bells | 26 |
| #266 | tap shoes | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #508 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 9 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #105 | tuning fork | 2 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #734 | worthless gewgaw | 2 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |