| #68 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 10 |
| #70 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 11 |
| #111 | BGE pocket calendar | 6 |
| #36 | BGE shotglass | 96 |
| #53 | BGE temporary tattoo | 11 |
| #67 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 11 |
| #40 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 15 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #28 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 12 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #1703 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #302 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 8 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #299 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 8 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #407 | Crimbo candied pecan | 28 |
| #372 | Crimbo fudge | 30 |
| #387 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 29 |
| #291 | Crimbo pie | 9 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #540 | Knoll mushroom | 12 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #510 | Spam Witch sammich | 44 |
| #30 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 95 |
| #654 | Trollhouse cookies | 26 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #635 | abominable snowcone | 12 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #139 | ball | 50 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #108 | bloody beer | 494 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #431 | bottle of gin | 38 |
| #704 | bottle of rum | 39 |
| #366 | bottle of tequila | 67 |
| #439 | bottle of vodka | 35 |
| #389 | bottle of whiskey | 88 |
| #1137 | bowl of cottage cheese | 1 |
| #466 | boxed wine | 39 |
| #48 | brine | 284 |
| #534 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1889 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 2 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #579 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 11 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #497 | cranberries | 38 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #43 | dill | 563 |
| #474 | divine champagne flute | 4 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #29 | duck-on-a-string | 45 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #145 | exotic orchid | 1 |
| #118 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 58 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #57 | ghost cucumber | 560 |
| #899 | ghuol egg | 6 |
| #660 | ghuol guolash | 6 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #149 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #773 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #828 | grapes | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #603 | hot wing | 54 |
| #1498 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 5 |
| #809 | ice-cold Willer | 28 |
| #1049 | ice-cold fotie | 4 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #21 | kite | 214 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #480 | margarita | 1 |
| #13 | marionette | 45 |
| #500 | mugcake | 2 |
| #663 | orange | 7 |
| #351 | pail | 35 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #50 | pet rock | 124 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #288 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #162 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #46 | portable corkscrew | 87 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #27 | rag doll | 45 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #408 | sausage pizza | 1 |
| #21 | sleeping snowy owl | 438 |
| #51 | sock monkey | 46 |
| #718 | spectral pickle | 10 |
| #1415 | spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #853 | stalk of asparagus | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1579 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #181 | stuffed doppelshifter | 83 |
| #152 | stuffed yeti | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #188 | t8r tots | 42 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #27 | teddy bear | 169 |
| #438 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #562 | toast | 1,610 |
| #583 | tomato | 32 |
| #80 | top | 50 |
| #25 | toy soldier | 33 |
| #26 | toy train | 42 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #48 | vinegar | 605 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #606 | white chocolate chips | 8 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |