| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #17 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 30 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #110 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #523 | Crimbo candied pecan | 20 |
| #524 | Crimbo fudge | 20 |
| #534 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 19 |
| #291 | Crimbo pie | 9 |
| #845 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #794 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #785 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #925 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #467 | brine | 42 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1109 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1099 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #4786 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #300 | dill | 121 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #198 | ghost cucumber | 199 |
| #3941 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1194 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #178 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1210 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1929 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1396 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1131 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #803 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #718 | spectral pickle | 10 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #310 | star buckler | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8201 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4039 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1040 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #729 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #413 | vinegar | 98 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1043 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2365 | yo-yo | 1 |