| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #17 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 30 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #111 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 5 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #519 | Crimbo candied pecan | 20 |
| #523 | Crimbo fudge | 20 |
| #533 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 19 |
| #289 | Crimbo pie | 9 |
| #842 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #790 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #467 | brine | 42 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1188 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #776 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #778 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #300 | dill | 121 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #854 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #198 | ghost cucumber | 199 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #1335 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 4 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #1195 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #180 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1209 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #689 | mugcake | 1 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1927 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1235 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #1434 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #1126 | ring of aggravate monster | 1 |
| #799 | snowboarder pants | 1 |
| #720 | spectral pickle | 10 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1213 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1620 | tofurkey gravy | 4 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #413 | vinegar | 98 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |