| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #70 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 11 |
| #76 | BGE pocket calendar | 8 |
| #42 | BGE shotglass | 78 |
| #35 | BGE temporary tattoo | 16 |
| #67 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 11 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 17 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #77 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 6 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #1393 | CRIMBCO mug | 4 |
| #1269 | CRIMBCO wine | 4 |
| #2127 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #521 | Crimbo candied pecan | 20 |
| #653 | Crimbo fudge | 14 |
| #474 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 22 |
| #261 | Crimbo pie | 10 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #141 | bloody beer | 270 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #790 | bottle of rum | 27 |
| #504 | brine | 39 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1059 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 5 |
| #775 | chewing gum on a string | 1 |
| #1147 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #349 | dill | 109 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #148 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 37 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3939 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #2418 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #594 | green balloon | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #977 | irradiated candy cane | 5 |
| #1052 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
| #179 | less-than-three-shaped box | 1 |
| #1208 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #690 | mugcake | 1 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #2559 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #833 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 6 |
| #1477 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1234 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #1433 | portable corkscrew | 1 |
| #812 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #297 | salty dog | 45 |
| #719 | spectral pickle | 10 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #97 | string of blue beads | 83 |
| #155 | string of green beads | 59 |
| #108 | string of red beads | 76 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #1578 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #1210 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #413 | vinegar | 98 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |