| #145 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 20 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #490 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #313 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 16 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #805 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #858 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 4 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #630 | bag of airline peanuts | 46 |
| #808 | bananagate | 3 |
| #808 | capacitor relay | 11 |
| #769 | carbon nanotube frame | 12 |
| #291 | clown hammer | 97 |
| #146 | donated booze | 93 |
| #47 | donated candy | 587 |
| #114 | donated food | 173 |
| #44 | evil googly eye | 104 |
| #118 | evil teddy bear | 127 |
| #621 | fake fake vomit | 50 |
| #39 | firebomb | 70 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #2303 | gingerbread horror | 3 |
| #1648 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #739 | ion grid | 14 |
| #697 | joybuzzer | 40 |
| 🥈 | laser cannon | 1 |
| #974 | logic synthesizer | 8 |
| #346 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 85 |
| #549 | meat from yesterday | 2 |
| 🥇 | overflowing gift basket | 1 |
| #566 | pack of KWE trading card | 6 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #46 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 16 |
| #1108 | pet rock | 6 |
| #670 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 33 |
| #608 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 48 |
| 🥈 | plexifoam chin strap | 1 |
| #280 | rose | 1 |
| #674 | rubber emo roe | 45 |
| #162 | runny icing | 5 |
| #289 | sand dollar | 13 |
| 🥈 | silicon-infused gluteal shield | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #2330 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #392 | sucker scaffold | 22 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #96 | tiny barrel | 14 |
| #651 | whoopie cushion | 47 |
| #397 | wind-up chattering teeth | 83 |
| #748 | x-ray specs | 19 |