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| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
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| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
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| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
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| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
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| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1008 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
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| #2226 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
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| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
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| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
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| #6543 | badass belt | 2 |
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| #719 | bat wing | 6 |
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| #1023 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #870 | broken skull | 6 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
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| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1388 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #983 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #848 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #788 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #3214 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1884 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
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| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #688 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #1256 | ravioli hat | 3 |
| #1006 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1089 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #395 | sk8board | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1095 | spooky felt | 7 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1091 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #1050 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #730 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
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| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #2463 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
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| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1207 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #1301 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1285 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1388 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 13 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic mosquito | 16 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2033 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1316 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #1825 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #1382 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2648 | toast | 18 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #684 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |