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| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
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| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
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| #454 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
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| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
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| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1006 | acid-squirting flower | 1 |
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| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
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| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
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| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #643 | asshat | 1 |
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| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
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| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #870 | broken skull | 6 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
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| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1389 | carbon nanotube frame | 4 |
| #985 | chrome ore | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #1064 | diamond-studded cane | 1 |
| #5138 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #726 | evil googly eye | 5 |
| #1008 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
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| #731 | frozen nunchaku | 1 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #428 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1775 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #709 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #693 | meat from yesterday | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #1261 | ravioli hat | 3 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #396 | sk8board | 2 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1094 | spooky felt | 7 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1092 | stringy sinew | 7 |
| #1049 | sub-molecular interocitor | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
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| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1654 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 11 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #2782 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 4 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2857 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #1522 | tiny plastic angry goat | 12 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #1645 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2258 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 8 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #2859 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 9 |
| #2471 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 7 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #1212 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 15 |
| #1303 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 14 |
| #2248 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #1289 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 14 |
| #1964 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #1392 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 13 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic mosquito | 16 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1799 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 9 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #1319 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 4 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #1830 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 10 |
| #1386 | tiny plastic stab bat | 13 |
| #1387 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1832 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3846 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2654 | toast | 18 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #687 | walrus-tusk earring | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |