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| #288 | Ent cider | 31 |
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| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
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| #44 | March hat | 1 |
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| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
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| #615 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #859 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 5 |
| #1028 | Time Juice | 6 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
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| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
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| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
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| #13 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
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| #1285 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #960 | loaded serum blowgun | 4 |
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| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #671 | red plastic oyster egg | 7 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #350 | scroll of pasta summoning | 40 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #159 | stone of eXtreme power | 76 |
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| #1278 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 6 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1545 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #946 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 8 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic G Imp | 12 |
| #1759 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 4 |
| #827 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #943 | tiny plastic Hellion | 8 |
| #941 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 8 |
| #2056 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #490 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 14 |
| #934 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #1235 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #915 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 8 |
| #1064 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 7 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #731 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 10 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
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| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #2028 | tiny plastic angry goat | 9 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #734 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 10 |
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| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #2862 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #915 | tiny plastic beanbat | 8 |
| #1275 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 4 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #725 | tiny plastic blooper | 10 |
| #818 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 9 |
| #834 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 9 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #3290 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 5 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #827 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 9 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic demoninja | 7 |
| #874 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 6 |
| #752 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 10 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #451 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 15 |
| #607 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 12 |
| #922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 8 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 7 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #1539 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 12 |
| #714 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 10 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #950 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #2479 | tiny plastic grue | 7 |
| #1227 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 6 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic hermit | 5 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #4787 | tiny plastic killer bee | 3 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 6 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #908 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 8 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #776 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 10 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #636 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 11 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #669 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 11 |
| #925 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 8 |
| #3362 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 5 |
| #749 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 10 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic star starfish | 7 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #844 | tiny plastic taco cat | 9 |
| #722 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 10 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #833 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |