| #114 | 1.21 jigawatts | 1 |
| #234 | Connery's Elixir of Audacity | 1 |
| #1413 | Crimboween memo | 6 |
| #229 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 3 |
| #422 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 2 |
| #813 | M-242 | 5 |
| #1987 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1025 | Valentine | 12 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #441 | a little sump'm sump'm | 4 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2547 | badass belt | 19 |
| #727 | banana | 4 |
| #338 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #208 | banana spritzer | 1 |
| #1818 | black paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #692 | blue snowcone | 3 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3536 | box of sunshine | 19 |
| #1382 | brine | 1 |
| #273 | can of Binarrrca | 38 |
| #839 | can of Red Minotaur | 2 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #745 | candy cane | 49 |
| #1325 | candy stake | 5 |
| #117 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 1 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1025 | daisy | 1 |
| #146 | deck of tropical cards | 3 |
| #3286 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #1119 | dill | 14 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #1183 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #1812 | fake fake vomit | 2 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #794 | giant pinky ring | 17 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #1043 | heart-shaped balloon | 2 |
| #861 | hellion cube | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #144 | makeshift cape | 2 |
| #78 | makeshift skirt | 2 |
| #74 | makeshift turban | 2 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1184 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #972 | piece of wedding cake | 2 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #366 | purple-frosted astral cupcake | 3 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1101 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 7 |
| #2217 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2194 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 3 |
| #821 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 9 |
| #939 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #760 | snake | 5 |
| #761 | sparkler | 5 |
| #1947 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #242 | spooky hockey mask | 6 |
| #466 | stick | 5 |
| #2841 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 16 |
| #4232 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #4275 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #3785 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2959 | stuffed cocoabo | 15 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #3213 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 14 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3610 | stuffed hand turkey | 12 |
| #3771 | stuffed mind flayer | 11 |
| #1154 | stuffed ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3080 | stuffed scary death orb | 15 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #2785 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 17 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #4242 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 9 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #2822 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 6 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3300 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3970 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #825 | towel | 9 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1105 | vinegar | 15 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #630 | white balloon | 2 |
| #1558 | whoopie cushion | 5 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |