| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1272 | Amulet of Yendor | 3 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #1165 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #661 | Goodfella contract | 14 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #578 | M-242 | 10 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #3566 | badass belt | 11 |
| #1135 | bag of airline peanuts | 15 |
| #941 | blue plasma ball | 1 |
| #1832 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #891 | box of sunshine | 293 |
| #2052 | brick | 4 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #1292 | clown hammer | 9 |
| #1030 | defective skull | 10 |
| #3661 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1100 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 14 |
| #1196 | fake fake vomit | 14 |
| #1179 | fake hand | 10 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1887 | giant pinky ring | 3 |
| #2538 | golden ring | 5 |
| #191 | green candygram | 2 |
| #1454 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #4 | hot powder | 5,962 |
| #1509 | jazz soap | 4 |
| #1282 | joybuzzer | 10 |
| #186 | lavender candygram | 2 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #1290 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 10 |
| #320 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #1430 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1558 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 4 |
| #114 | pink candygram | 6 |
| #115 | pink glowstick | 15 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #1169 | rubber emo roe | 15 |
| #1596 | shiny ring | 9 |
| #541 | snake | 10 |
| #2494 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #547 | sparkler | 10 |
| #77 | strange shiny disc | 91 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #159 | white candygram | 3 |
| #1100 | whoopie cushion | 18 |
| #491 | wind-up chattering teeth | 65 |
| #1000 | x-ray specs | 9 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |
| #1527 | yellow snowcone | 7 |