| #1574 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1712 | baconstone | 3 |
| #239 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #4173 | badass belt | 8 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #619 | blue pixel | 58 |
| #4349 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #595 | cog | 30 |
| #1132 | disco ball | 10 |
| #1255 | disco mask | 5 |
| #1146 | disturbing fanfic | 20 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #94 | eXtreme nose ring | 3 |
| #1017 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #509 | flaming mushroom | 4 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #477 | frozen mushroom | 4 |
| #605 | giant needle | 30 |
| #1478 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #255 | gnoll lips | 15 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #197 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #205 | hamethyst necklace | 2 |
| #1210 | helmet turtle | 10 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1372 | length of string | 4 |
| #619 | line | 35 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #645 | mariachi pants | 16 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1489 | pail | 2 |
| #945 | pasta spoon | 10 |
| #706 | penguin skin | 30 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #272 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #95 | porquoise necklace | 3 |
| #53 | porquoise ring | 5 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #927 | ravioli hat | 10 |
| #609 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #1021 | saucepan | 15 |
| #669 | seal tooth | 10 |
| #1036 | seal-clubbing club | 10 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #477 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #539 | spring | 30 |
| #769 | sprocket | 10 |
| #1130 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #165 | star shirt | 2 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #331 | stinky mushroom | 7 |
| #1140 | stolen accordion | 10 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1032 | turtle totem | 15 |
| #1042 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1446 | yeti fur | 5 |
| #1886 | yo-yo | 3 |