| #1578 | Cloaca grenade | 2 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #238 | baconstone bracelet | 2 |
| #261 | baconstone ring | 1 |
| #4170 | badass belt | 8 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #621 | blue pixel | 58 |
| #4350 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #2708 | brick | 1 |
| #593 | cog | 30 |
| #1138 | disco ball | 10 |
| #1262 | disco mask | 5 |
| #1146 | disturbing fanfic | 20 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #95 | eXtreme nose ring | 3 |
| #1016 | eye of newt | 1 |
| #510 | flaming mushroom | 4 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #479 | frozen mushroom | 4 |
| #606 | giant needle | 30 |
| #1480 | giant pinky ring | 6 |
| #254 | gnoll lips | 15 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #883 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #215 | hamethyst bracelet | 1 |
| #198 | hamethyst earring | 1 |
| #205 | hamethyst necklace | 2 |
| #1216 | helmet turtle | 10 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1371 | length of string | 4 |
| #620 | line | 35 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #645 | mariachi pants | 16 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #628 | ninja mop | 1 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #950 | pasta spoon | 10 |
| #707 | penguin skin | 30 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #273 | porquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #186 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #95 | porquoise necklace | 3 |
| #53 | porquoise ring | 5 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #932 | ravioli hat | 10 |
| #611 | rice bowl | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #981 | salamander spleen | 1 |
| #1024 | saucepan | 15 |
| #671 | seal tooth | 10 |
| #1040 | seal-clubbing club | 10 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #479 | souvenir ski t-shirt | 1 |
| #538 | spring | 30 |
| #767 | sprocket | 10 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #165 | star shirt | 2 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #331 | stinky mushroom | 7 |
| #1146 | stolen accordion | 10 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #593 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #1037 | turtle totem | 15 |
| #1043 | viking helmet | 1 |
| #896 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1447 | yeti fur | 5 |
| #1885 | yo-yo | 3 |