| #774 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #249 | C.H.U.M. knife | 4 |
| #82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #130 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #170 | beholed bedsheet | 5 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2462 | box of sunshine | 44 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1051 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #180 | invisible bag | 5 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #190 | pulsing flesh | 15 |
| #82 | rigid carapace | 35 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1160 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #594 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2242 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2234 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #580 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #60 | twitching claw | 45 |
| #687 | unstable DNA | 72 |
| #156 | witch hat | 5 |
| #127 | worthless gewgaw | 98 |
| #252 | worthless knick-knack | 34 |
| #192 | worthless trinket | 31 |