| #773 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 1 |
| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #503 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #249 | C.H.U.M. knife | 4 |
| #82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
| #82 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #129 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 1 |
| #521 | Let Me Be! | 3 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #629 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #306 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 5 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1165 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #172 | beholed bedsheet | 5 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2460 | box of sunshine | 44 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #597 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #1050 | dusty Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #182 | invisible bag | 5 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #190 | pulsing flesh | 15 |
| #82 | rigid carapace | 35 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1161 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 7 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #2177 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 3 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #593 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #2790 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 2 |
| #2250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1465 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 5 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #2240 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 8 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #579 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 2 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #60 | twitching claw | 45 |
| #687 | unstable DNA | 72 |
| #157 | witch hat | 5 |
| #130 | worthless gewgaw | 98 |
| #254 | worthless knick-knack | 34 |
| #194 | worthless trinket | 31 |