| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #3371 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #4730 | badass belt | 6 |
| #1425 | bag of airline peanuts | 7 |
| #777 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #1187 | brick | 21 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #582 | chewing gum on a string | 6 |
| #458 | cymbal syrup | 10 |
| #1480 | defective skull | 1 |
| #775 | dry noodles | 15 |
| #500 | empty agua de vida bottle | 302 |
| #1646 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1578 | fake fake vomit | 5 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1253 | jazz soap | 10 |
| #1895 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #731 | mood ring | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1690 | old sweatpants | 7 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #1772 | rubber emo roe | 2 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #789 | scrumptious reagent | 12 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2242 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #1611 | whoopie cushion | 4 |
| #766 | worthless knick-knack | 3 |