| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #9 | Crimbuck | 12,147 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #477 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 2 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #857 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #450 | bowl of lucky charms | 1 |
| #2119 | box of sunshine | 60 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1414 | canteen of wine | 5 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1275 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 5 |
| #437 | colorful plastic ball | 22 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #1107 | delicious salad | 11 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1260 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #1743 | elven suicide capsule | 6 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #587 | extra-greasy slider | 2 |
| #1010 | fake plastic grass | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #143 | floaty pebbles | 3 |
| #471 | floaty sand | 26 |
| #362 | foie gras | 2 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #1885 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #477 | gloomy black mushroom | 6 |
| #2302 | golden ring | 23 |
| #250 | green candygram | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #1139 | herringcello | 17 |
| #568 | irradiated candy cane | 7 |
| #546 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 2 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #1453 | jawbruiser | 2 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #186 | lavender candygram | 2 |
| #5 | leprechaun hatchling | 143 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #334 | milk of magnesium | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #1462 | nanite-infested candy cane | 6 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #711 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #319 | orange candygram | 1 |
| #1551 | penguin focaccia bread | 9 |
| #414 | pile of gold coins | 2 |
| #51 | pirate fledges | 2 |
| #1033 | rogue swarmer | 51 |
| #1522 | sandwich of the gods | 3 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #744 | spooky bark | 7 |
| #811 | spooky sap | 6 |
| #625 | strawberyl | 6 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #115 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 256 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |
| #279 | yellow candygram | 2 |