| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #3105 | Crimbuck | 2 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #216 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 30 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #498 | banana-frosted king cake | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #268 | blue glowstick | 6 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #238 | chocolate-frosted king cake | 9 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #45 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1,070 |
| #1896 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #206 | flashing novelty button | 5 |
| #4736 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #765 | green glowstick | 2 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #491 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #530 | magical mystery juice | 5 |
| #205 | orange glowstick | 10 |
| #553 | pink glowstick | 4 |
| #252 | purple glowstick | 6 |
| #53 | radium-flavored potato chips | 1,070 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #59 | tattered paper crown | 5 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #506 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 2 |
| #313 | wad of cotton | 10 |
| #40 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1,070 |
| #863 | worthless knick-knack | 2 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |