| #479 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 4 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #177 | Crimbuck | 4,113 |
| #1178 | Imp Ale | 34 |
| #1464 | Mad Train wine | 5 |
| #493 | Ram's Face Lager | 29 |
| #564 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #331 | black & tan | 5 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #966 | bottle of gin | 5 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1108 | bottle of rum | 9 |
| #1082 | bottle of tequila | 4 |
| #967 | bottle of vodka | 4 |
| #1147 | bottle of whiskey | 5 |
| #607 | boxed wine | 20 |
| #437 | calle de miel | 2 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #323 | fine wine | 18 |
| #562 | flute of flat champagne | 6 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #679 | green beer | 16 |
| #872 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 47 |
| #630 | ice-cold Willer | 51 |
| #696 | ice-cold fotie | 15 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #297 | margarita | 5 |
| #534 | martini | 2 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #1041 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #446 | ocean motion | 2 |
| #411 | papaya sling | 2 |
| #316 | redrum | 4 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #404 | roll in the hay | 2 |
| #382 | rum and cola | 4 |
| #733 | salty dog | 2 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #330 | screwdriver | 4 |
| #282 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 12 |
| #268 | shot of orange schnapps | 13 |
| #322 | shot of tomato schnapps | 10 |
| #365 | slap and tickle | 4 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #616 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 7 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #372 | strawberry wine | 2 |
| #339 | tequila sunrise | 2 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2855 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6119 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3969 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2155 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #512 | whiskey and cola | 2 |
| #313 | whiskey and soda | 2 |
| #405 | white Canadian | 6 |
| #870 | white lightning | 3 |