| #479 | Blackfly Chardonnay | 4 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #177 | Crimbuck | 4,113 |
| #1179 | Imp Ale | 34 |
| #1466 | Mad Train wine | 5 |
| #495 | Ram's Face Lager | 29 |
| #564 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #332 | black & tan | 5 |
| #621 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #968 | bottle of gin | 5 |
| #680 | bottle of popskull | 1 |
| #1110 | bottle of rum | 9 |
| #1082 | bottle of tequila | 4 |
| #966 | bottle of vodka | 4 |
| #1148 | bottle of whiskey | 5 |
| #608 | boxed wine | 20 |
| #437 | calle de miel | 2 |
| #1062 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #323 | fine wine | 18 |
| #563 | flute of flat champagne | 6 |
| #604 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #679 | green beer | 16 |
| #874 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 47 |
| #628 | ice-cold Willer | 51 |
| #698 | ice-cold fotie | 15 |
| #156 | knoll mushroom wine | 1 |
| #298 | margarita | 5 |
| #535 | martini | 2 |
| #502 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #446 | ocean motion | 2 |
| #411 | papaya sling | 2 |
| #316 | redrum | 4 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #405 | roll in the hay | 2 |
| #386 | rum and cola | 4 |
| #734 | salty dog | 2 |
| #336 | sangria | 1 |
| #330 | screwdriver | 4 |
| #285 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 12 |
| #270 | shot of orange schnapps | 13 |
| #324 | shot of tomato schnapps | 10 |
| #364 | slap and tickle | 4 |
| #427 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #616 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 7 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #374 | strawberry wine | 2 |
| #339 | tequila sunrise | 2 |
| #348 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #2858 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #6154 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4798 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2612 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #514 | whiskey and cola | 2 |
| #315 | whiskey and soda | 2 |
| #406 | white Canadian | 6 |
| #871 | white lightning | 3 |