| #125 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 11 |
| #76 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #23 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #38 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| 🥇 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1,570 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #556 | blood flower | 11 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4 | bowl of eyeballs | 2,518 |
| #50 | caustic slime nodule | 9 |
| #11 | cheap toaster | 80 |
| 🥇 | comfy blanket | 11 |
| #109 | commemorative war stein | 851 |
| #17 | deluxe fax machine | 10 |
| #41 | duct tape | 1,111 |
| #207 | empty blowgun | 11 |
| #5 | facsimile dictionary | 415 |
| #131 | goat | 10 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #67 | hardened slime belt | 2 |
| #32 | hardened slime hat | 5 |
| #30 | hardened slime pants | 5 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #373 | loaded serum blowgun | 11 |
| 🥈 | logic synthesizer | 16,500 |
| #77 | lovecat tail | 11 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #173 | plastic passion fruit | 11 |
| #287 | pork elf goodies sack | 26 |
| #58 | portable photocopier | 100 |
| #448 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #48 | questionable taco | 11 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| 🥇 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 250 |
| #154 | ten-leaf clover | 206 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #46 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1,000 |
| #45 | worthless gewgaw | 650 |
| #48 | worthless knick-knack | 635 |
| #45 | worthless trinket | 682 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #402 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |