| #123 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 11 |
| #75 | Flaming Knob | 1 |
| #23 | Golden Mr. Accessory | 3 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet | 1 |
| #21 | Manual of Transcendent Olfaction | 1 |
| 🥇 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1,570 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #4 | Warehouse 23 crate | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #557 | blood flower | 11 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #4 | bowl of eyeballs | 2,518 |
| #50 | caustic slime nodule | 9 |
| #11 | cheap toaster | 80 |
| 🥇 | comfy blanket | 11 |
| #106 | commemorative war stein | 851 |
| #17 | deluxe fax machine | 10 |
| #41 | duct tape | 1,111 |
| #207 | empty blowgun | 11 |
| #5 | facsimile dictionary | 415 |
| #131 | goat | 10 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #67 | hardened slime belt | 2 |
| #32 | hardened slime hat | 5 |
| #30 | hardened slime pants | 5 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #373 | loaded serum blowgun | 11 |
| 🥈 | logic synthesizer | 16,500 |
| #74 | lovecat tail | 11 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #167 | plastic passion fruit | 11 |
| #286 | pork elf goodies sack | 26 |
| #59 | portable photocopier | 100 |
| #450 | poultrygeist | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #48 | questionable taco | 11 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #196 | slimy alveolus | 1 |
| 🥇 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 250 |
| #153 | ten-leaf clover | 206 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #45 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 1,000 |
| #42 | worthless gewgaw | 650 |
| #44 | worthless knick-knack | 635 |
| #39 | worthless trinket | 682 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #401 | zombie pineal gland | 11 |