| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #501 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 2 |
| #82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #904 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #354 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 2 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #857 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #48 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #3684 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #118 | arrow'd heart balloon | 5 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #225 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #486 | beertini | 3 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #260 | bit of clingfilm | 16 |
| #1378 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #670 | black snowcone | 2 |
| #1901 | black striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1675 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #681 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #442 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 9 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #4116 | box of sunshine | 13 |
| #453 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 1 |
| #88 | briny vinegar | 2 |
| #44 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 9 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #2741 | candy cane | 6 |
| #443 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 15 |
| #584 | chrome ore | 6 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| #953 | clown hammer | 21 |
| #565 | club necklace | 12 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #570 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #26 | crumpled felt fedora | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #379 | decaying goldfish liver | 10 |
| #696 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #1171 | duct tape | 15 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #332 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 36 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #296 | filth-encrusted futon | 3 |
| #338 | flamin' bindle | 2 |
| #578 | frayed rope belt | 1 |
| #324 | freezin' bindle | 2 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #2467 | fruitcake | 3 |
| #169 | furry fur | 958 |
| #164 | gator skin | 55 |
| #119 | gauze hammock | 1 |
| #1053 | ghost cucumber | 27 |
| #2822 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1244 | googly eye | 8 |
| #402 | green smoke bomb | 2 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1994 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #1372 | length of string | 4 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1822 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #311 | oriole-feather headdress | 4 |
| #326 | penguin skin | 254 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #2033 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #15 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 18 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #88 | severed rocking horse head | 5 |
| #177 | sewer nuggets | 173 |
| #28 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 19 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #361 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #918 | string of blue beads | 13 |
| #804 | string of green beads | 15 |
| #1509 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 33 |
| #1501 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 34 |
| #1167 | stuffed angry cow | 43 |
| #1160 | stuffed astral badger | 44 |
| #1449 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 36 |
| #503 | stuffed can of asparagus | 8 |
| #1373 | stuffed cocoabo | 36 |
| #480 | stuffed dodecapede | 8 |
| #284 | stuffed doppelshifter | 52 |
| #1523 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1193 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 43 |
| #233 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 8 |
| #2982 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #1446 | stuffed hand turkey | 36 |
| #1430 | stuffed mind flayer | 36 |
| #569 | stuffed ninja snowman | 9 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #1298 | stuffed scary death orb | 40 |
| #538 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 41 |
| #1158 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 43 |
| #1265 | stuffed snowy owl | 39 |
| #1336 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #54 | stuffed stab bat | 10 |
| #1183 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 42 |
| #1209 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 42 |
| #42 | stuffed yeti | 8 |
| #119 | stuffed yo-yo | 7 |
| #205 | stuffed zmobie | 8 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 3 |
| #2452 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1729 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 4 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #2300 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #702 | toy soldier | 2 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #51 | very large caltrop | 1 |
| #507 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #1781 | yo-yo | 4 |