| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #926 | Boris's ring | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #839 | Feynman gate | 10 |
| #700 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 4 |
| #1004 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #72 | Meat detector | 8 |
| #266 | Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1654 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 4 |
| #571 | astral mushroom | 11 |
| #106 | automatic catapult | 1 |
| #468 | awful poetry journal | 198 |
| #563 | baby killer bee | 17 |
| #47 | badger badge | 4 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #223 | blundarrrbus | 2 |
| #5028 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #95 | brass stinger | 6 |
| #3110 | candy stake | 2 |
| #1214 | capacitor relay | 5 |
| #812 | carbon nanotube frame | 11 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #58 | clockwork clockwise dome | 1 |
| #89 | clockwork counterclockwise dome | 1 |
| #40 | clockwork rod | 1 |
| #53 | clockwork shank | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #368 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 170 |
| #1055 | cog | 2 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #36 | diamond-studded fronts | 8 |
| #574 | disturbing fanfic | 141 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #549 | evil googly eye | 8 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #401 | eye-pod | 1 |
| #291 | false eyelashes | 1 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #236 | flaming glowsticks | 2 |
| #427 | frilly shirt | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #880 | goth kid t-shirt | 2 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #671 | herb brownies | 12 |
| #797 | herbs | 4 |
| #470 | hermit permit | 3 |
| #263 | hypodermic needle | 6 |
| #323 | iced-out bling | 1 |
| #1376 | ion grid | 4 |
| #232 | lead necklace | 44 |
| #975 | logic synthesizer | 8 |
| #100 | lucky ball-and-chain | 1 |
| #89 | magnifying glass | 7 |
| #154 | many-eyed glasses | 11 |
| #118 | meatcar model | 5 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #38 | moonglasses | 12 |
| #112 | palm-frond toupee | 6 |
| #1171 | pants of the Slug Lord | 2 |
| #1381 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 4 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #286 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #159 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1150 | prehistoric spear | 2 |
| #179 | prosthetic forehead | 9 |
| #407 | rhesus monkey | 1 |
| #198 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 2 |
| #76 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 33 |
| #96 | sack of doorknobs | 1 |
| #228 | shock collar | 4 |
| #108 | skewer-mounted razor blade | 13 |
| #475 | snorkel | 1 |
| #246 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 3 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #1127 | spooky eggnog | 5 |
| #1095 | spooky felt | 7 |
| #1322 | spooky length of string | 5 |
| #915 | spooky stuffing | 5 |
| #991 | spooky toy wheel | 4 |
| #463 | spooky wooden block | 15 |
| #862 | spring | 5 |
| #992 | sprocket | 2 |
| #783 | stick | 2 |
| #1930 | stringy sinew | 1 |
| #224 | sucky decal | 8 |
| #781 | sunken chest | 8 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #125 | teddy bear sewing kit | 4 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #61 | tiny Mountie hat | 8 |
| #116 | tiny balloon knife | 6 |
| #75 | tiny knife and fork | 7 |
| #225 | tiny maracas | 4 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #2620 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2025 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 9 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2483 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2498 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 7 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3334 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #2244 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 8 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #2457 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #3328 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 5 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #694 | tiny shaker of salt | 3 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1792 | toothsome rock | 3 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |