| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #49 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 14 |
| #183 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #164 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1091 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #190 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #315 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #131 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #941 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #135 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 70 |
| #1390 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 25 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #121 | astronaut pants | 70 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #379 | banana peel | 8 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #666 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #414 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 26 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #651 | delicious salad | 50 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #399 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #2228 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #329 | evil teddy bear | 46 |
| #1070 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 6 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #217 | fire | 29 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #323 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #3306 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #214 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #222 | killer rag doll | 12 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1371 | length of string | 4 |
| #256 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 12 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1022 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2030 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #246 | pet rock | 32 |
| #498 | rogue swarmer | 75 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2642 | stuffing | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #576 | teddy borg | 15 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4810 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4848 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #6198 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #108 | toothsome rock | 83 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #314 | toy crazy train | 31 |
| #147 | toy ray gun | 70 |
| #131 | toy space helmet | 70 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #250 | tree-eating kite | 148 |
| #517 | unstable laser battery | 62 |
| #673 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #327 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |