| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #49 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 14 |
| #182 | Knob Goblin eyedrops | 1 |
| #163 | Knob Goblin learning pill | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #189 | Knob Goblin nasal spray | 1 |
| #314 | Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray | 1 |
| #130 | Knob Goblin sharpening spray | 1 |
| #939 | Knob Goblin steroids | 1 |
| #162 | Knob Goblin stink bomb | 1 |
| #135 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 70 |
| #1393 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 25 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #1450 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2404 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #121 | astronaut pants | 70 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #377 | banana peel | 8 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #665 | bunch of bananas | 3 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #414 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 26 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #652 | delicious salad | 50 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #398 | eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest | 1 |
| #2224 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 1 |
| #329 | evil teddy bear | 46 |
| #1072 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 6 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #1747 | felt | 3 |
| #212 | fire | 29 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #321 | frigid mote | 2 |
| #2154 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #3302 | gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #215 | immense cyborg hand | 11 |
| #222 | killer rag doll | 12 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1372 | length of string | 4 |
| #257 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 12 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1023 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 5 |
| #2028 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #246 | pet rock | 32 |
| #497 | rogue swarmer | 75 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #321 | tasket | 1 |
| #577 | teddy borg | 15 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #263 | tisket | 1 |
| #109 | toothsome rock | 83 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #313 | toy crazy train | 31 |
| #147 | toy ray gun | 70 |
| #131 | toy space helmet | 70 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #250 | tree-eating kite | 148 |
| #516 | unstable laser battery | 62 |
| #674 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 7 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #326 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |