| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #183 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #452 | Crimboween memo | 22 |
| #700 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #625 | Ol' Scratch's salad fork | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #575 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #296 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 10 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #415 | astronaut ice-cream | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #463 | big rock | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #570 | bowl of fishysoisse | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #1205 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #557 | concentrated garbage juice | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #561 | frigid air mattress | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #540 | green glowstick | 3 |
| #163 | herb brownies | 222 |
| #993 | herbs | 1 |
| #187 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #728 | hypodermic needle | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #937 | lewd playing card | 1 |
| #1023 | line | 1 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| 🥉 | marinara jug | 1 |
| #292 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #858 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 2 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2789 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #771 | shingle | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #254 | tropical paperweight | 2 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #374 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |