| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1012 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #870 | Cloaca-Cola | 21 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1869 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #3210 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #679 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 5 |
| #1162 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 26 |
| #406 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #605 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 9 |
| #603 | Mohawk wig | 7 |
| #445 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 5 |
| #391 | White Citadel burger | 2 |
| #430 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #564 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #723 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 10 |
| #1048 | baby killer bee | 6 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #146 | bone rattle | 17 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1296 | bottle of rum | 4 |
| #1367 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #965 | bottle of vodka | 4 |
| #855 | bottle of whiskey | 14 |
| #1102 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #437 | calle de miel | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4134 | candy cane | 2 |
| #558 | cold ninja mask | 3 |
| #628 | decorative fountain | 3 |
| #851 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #1260 | disco ball | 7 |
| #1419 | disco mask | 3 |
| #890 | doll house | 4 |
| #1370 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #277 | ducha de oro | 5 |
| #229 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #505 | eXtreme scarf | 4 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2363 | eggnog | 2 |
| #741 | fat stacks of cash | 7 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #651 | filthy corduroys | 4 |
| #517 | filthy knitted dread sack | 7 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #696 | giant needle | 20 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #954 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #596 | mariachi G-string | 2 |
| #1070 | mariachi pants | 3 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #600 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #587 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #822 | portable corkscrew | 8 |
| #1883 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #433 | snowboarder pants | 6 |
| #422 | star hat | 2 |
| #1283 | stolen accordion | 6 |
| #202 | stone banjo | 2 |
| #968 | string of blue beads | 12 |
| #762 | string of green beads | 16 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #617 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 2 |
| #822 | super-spiky hair gel | 30 |
| #958 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #244 | tambourine | 2 |
| #638 | viking helmet | 8 |
| #936 | white snake skin | 2 |
| #723 | windchimes | 2 |