| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #1009 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #869 | Cloaca-Cola | 21 |
| #1151 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1871 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #677 | Double Bacon Beelzeburger | 5 |
| #1162 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 26 |
| #405 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 6 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #605 | Knob Goblin scimitar | 9 |
| #603 | Mohawk wig | 7 |
| #441 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 5 |
| #389 | White Citadel burger | 2 |
| #428 | White Citadel fries | 1 |
| #564 | a little sump'm sump'm | 2 |
| #788 | acoustic guitarrr | 2 |
| #723 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 10 |
| #1040 | baby killer bee | 6 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #144 | bone rattle | 17 |
| #3681 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #1296 | bottle of rum | 4 |
| #1370 | bottle of tequila | 1 |
| #967 | bottle of vodka | 4 |
| #855 | bottle of whiskey | 14 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #437 | calle de miel | 2 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #4135 | candy cane | 2 |
| #557 | cold ninja mask | 3 |
| #628 | decorative fountain | 3 |
| #850 | diamond-studded cane | 2 |
| #1253 | disco ball | 7 |
| #1412 | disco mask | 3 |
| #889 | doll house | 4 |
| #1369 | drywall axe | 4 |
| #277 | ducha de oro | 5 |
| #228 | eXtreme nose ring | 1 |
| #502 | eXtreme scarf | 4 |
| #4232 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2364 | eggnog | 2 |
| #737 | fat stacks of cash | 7 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #649 | filthy corduroys | 4 |
| #516 | filthy knitted dread sack | 7 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #696 | giant needle | 20 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #955 | lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #595 | mariachi G-string | 2 |
| #1069 | mariachi pants | 3 |
| #788 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #598 | mullet wig | 1 |
| #589 | pickle-flavored chewing gum | 10 |
| #822 | portable corkscrew | 8 |
| #1882 | shiny ring | 6 |
| #431 | snowboarder pants | 6 |
| #421 | star hat | 2 |
| #1277 | stolen accordion | 6 |
| #202 | stone banjo | 2 |
| #969 | string of blue beads | 12 |
| #763 | string of green beads | 16 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #615 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 2 |
| #821 | super-spiky hair gel | 30 |
| #960 | tamarind-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #242 | tambourine | 2 |
| #637 | viking helmet | 8 |
| #935 | white snake skin | 2 |
| #721 | windchimes | 2 |