| #671 | Amulet of Yendor | 25 |
| 🥉 | Ent cider | 32,902 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #92 | Tiki lighter | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #111 | aspirin | 7 |
| #663 | bag of airline peanuts | 43 |
| #67 | ball | 106 |
| #14 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 50 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #876 | brick | 37 |
| #42 | can of fake snow | 6 |
| #2969 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #488 | clown hammer | 57 |
| #45 | colored-light "necklace" | 6 |
| #1011 | doll house | 3 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #26 | duck-on-a-string | 48 |
| #187 | empty blowgun | 12 |
| #740 | encoder ring | 12 |
| #556 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 50 |
| #558 | fake fake vomit | 57 |
| #685 | fake hand | 36 |
| #195 | fake plastic grass | 10 |
| #112 | fancy chocolate | 20 |
| #2393 | felt | 1 |
| #16 | giant pinky ring | 505 |
| #449 | googly eye | 30 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #923 | jazz soap | 24 |
| #757 | joybuzzer | 35 |
| #9 | kite | 539 |
| #141 | length of string | 79 |
| #147 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 1 |
| #764 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 34 |
| 🥈 | marionette | 445 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #105 | misshapen animal skeleton | 1 |
| #15 | oriole-feather headdress | 90 |
| #166 | pet rock | 46 |
| #546 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 46 |
| #599 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 49 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #64 | rag doll | 25 |
| #50 | rogue swarmer | 337 |
| #727 | rubber emo roe | 40 |
| #153 | sleeping snowy owl | 26 |
| #182 | sock monkey | 14 |
| #40 | spooky bicycle chain | 50 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #5702 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 5 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #6261 | stuffed angry cow | 4 |
| #4275 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #7016 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #4472 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #137 | stuffed doppelshifter | 104 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #6283 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #4287 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5288 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #344 | teddy bear | 20 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #123 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 65 |
| #455 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 20 |
| #33 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 49 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #11 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 266 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 6 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic hermit | 8 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 99 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| 🥈 | top | 10,025 |
| #49 | tortoise's blessing | 150 |
| #517 | toy soldier | 3 |
| #522 | toy train | 4 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #121 | tree skirt | 3 |
| #5 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 110 |
| #132 | turtle totem | 540 |
| #764 | whoopie cushion | 39 |
| #547 | wind-up chattering teeth | 59 |
| #70 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #79 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #750 | x-ray specs | 19 |
| #832 | yellow snowcone | 37 |
| #158 | yo-yo | 193 |
| #1017 | zombie pineal gland | 4 |