| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #308 | Cloaca grenade | 57 |
| #140 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 25 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1496 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #62 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 61 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1081 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6538 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1312 | ball | 3 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #969 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #723 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #4476 | grue egg | 2 |
| #541 | kite | 13 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1491 | pail | 2 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #189 | penguin skin | 713 |
| #1430 | pet rock | 4 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #2040 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #2573 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4809 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2522 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #2519 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #4847 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3302 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #2841 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #1917 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2659 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1238 | top | 3 |
| #316 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #725 | yo-yo | 34 |