| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #306 | Cloaca grenade | 57 |
| #139 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 25 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #62 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 61 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1286 | Wand of Nagamar | 1 |
| #1079 | annoying pitchfork | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1313 | ball | 3 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #426 | duck-on-a-string | 5 |
| #968 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #720 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #4469 | grue egg | 2 |
| #541 | kite | 13 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1489 | pail | 2 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #189 | penguin skin | 713 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #2313 | shiny ring | 3 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #1003 | teddy bear | 5 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #2039 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 4 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4534 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8241 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #3298 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 5 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3965 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #2512 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 7 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3297 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #1323 | tiny plastic sauceror | 4 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4003 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #2835 | tiny plastic star starfish | 6 |
| #1914 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 4 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #1237 | top | 3 |
| #314 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #726 | yo-yo | 34 |