| #1743 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 1 |
| #1732 | Cloaca grenade | 1 |
| #1496 | Cloaca-Cola | 1 |
| #1153 | Cloaca-Cola c-rations | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #903 | Cloaca-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #1670 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
| #1084 | Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations | 1 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #2606 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #2042 | ball | 1 |
| #475 | big rock | 1 |
| #1046 | black pixel | 1 |
| #592 | black snowcone | 3 |
| #1231 | blue pixel | 1 |
| #645 | blue snowcone | 4 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3271 | box of sunshine | 23 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #224 | cordial of concentration | 1 |
| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #141 | especially salty dog | 3 |
| #649 | felt | 14 |
| #1178 | googly eye | 9 |
| #1109 | green pixel | 1 |
| #678 | green snowcone | 3 |
| #43 | ice-cold Willer | 2,602 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1114 | kite | 5 |
| #871 | length of string | 12 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #570 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #609 | orange snowcone | 7 |
| #1683 | pet rock | 3 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #754 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #694 | purple snowcone | 4 |
| #598 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #796 | red pixel | 1 |
| #845 | red snowcone | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #542 | spooky hockey mask | 3 |
| #31 | spooky lipstick | 143 |
| #695 | stone of eXtreme power | 10 |
| #947 | stuffing | 9 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #2453 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 3 |
| #1224 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #591 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 6 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2293 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #569 | tomato | 34 |
| #485 | tomato daiquiri | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #772 | toy wheel | 11 |
| #77 | tulip | 12 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #1027 | white pixel | 1 |
| #365 | wooden axe | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1565 | yo-yo | 6 |