| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #131 | Beach Buck | 16 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| 🥇 | Chef Boy, R&D's business card | 1 |
| #29 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 2 |
| #18 | Chester's bag of candy | 4 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #24 | Coily™ | 3 |
| #108 | Coinspiracy | 16 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #857 | FDKOL commendation | 6 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #17 | Frosty's old silk hat | 4 |
| #30 | Frosty's snowball sack | 2 |
| #140 | FunFunds™ | 4 |
| #846 | Goodfella contract | 4 |
| #23 | Hodgman's almanac | 2 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #9 | Hodgman's harmonica | 3 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #26 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 2 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #54 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 2 |
| #40 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 2 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #26 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 2 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
| #54 | Oscus's pelt | 2 |
| #122 | Skullhead's Screw | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #49 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #15 | The Six-Pack of Pain | 8 |
| #592 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 5 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #22 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 3 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #23 | Zombo's skull ring | 2 |
| #51 | Zombo's skullcap | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #16 | bakelite belt | 1 |
| #12 | bakelite bowl | 1 |
| 🥇 | bakelite breeches | 5 |
| 🥇 | bakelite brooch | 4 |
| #37 | bounty-hunting helmet | 1 |
| #32 | bounty-hunting pants | 1 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #2736 | box of sunshine | 35 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #50 | clingfilm tangle | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #737 | designer handbag | 3 |
| 🥈 | dice belt buckle | 2 |
| 🥉 | dice-print pajama pants | 2 |
| #15 | dice-shaped backpack | 1 |
| #71 | dinged-up triangle | 1 |
| #133 | dress pants | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #108 | duct tape shirt | 1 |
| #75 | duct tape sword | 2 |
| #112 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,576 |
| #14 | fancy black tie | 1 |
| #16 | fancy tuxedo pants | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #581 | heart necklace | 12 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #53 | hobo nickel | 4,876 |
| #11 | hobo stogie | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #31 | old patched suit-pants | 1 |
| #153 | old school flying disc | 3 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| 🥇 | porcelain plus-fours | 4 |
| #9 | porcelain police baton | 2 |
| #21 | porcelain porkpie | 1 |
| #149 | prismatic wad | 39 |
| #62 | remorseless knife | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #8 | shapeless wide-brimmed hat | 2 |
| #72 | sharpened hubcap | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #940 | stainless steel shillelagh | 5 |
| #772 | stainless steel solitaire | 4 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #511 | sucker scaffold | 10 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #264 | wand of pigification | 1 |