| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1020 | Angry Farmer candy | 34 |
| #389 | Blatantly Canadian | 5 |
| #396 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 7 |
| #600 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 4 |
| #353 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 7 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2099 | Crown of the Goblin King | 8 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #894 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 3 |
| #324 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 8 |
| #775 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 3 |
| #385 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 6 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #498 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #781 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 3 |
| #412 | Gnollish plunger | 5 |
| #275 | Gnollish toolbox | 16 |
| #432 | Jarlsberg's earring | 3 |
| #568 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 4 |
| #734 | Knob Goblin pants | 5 |
| #528 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 6 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1625 | Valentine | 5 |
| #273 | Valentine's Day cake | 2 |
| #895 | abominable snowcone | 6 |
| #499 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 22 |
| #847 | annoying pitchfork | 2 |
| #288 | arrow'd heart balloon | 2 |
| #1715 | baconstone | 3 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #632 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #663 | bat guano | 6 |
| #1005 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #204 | blood of the Wereseal | 3 |
| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| #727 | bowl of cottage cheese | 10 |
| #688 | broken skull | 12 |
| #401 | can of maces | 2 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #215 | cheap wind-up clock | 2 |
| #364 | clockwork key | 6 |
| #38 | clockwork thingamajig | 5 |
| #969 | cloudy potion | 1 |
| #495 | clown shoes | 4 |
| #296 | cocoa egg | 42 |
| #623 | cold ninja mask | 2 |
| #174 | cold wad | 13 |
| #386 | cool mushroom | 6 |
| #375 | denim axe | 1 |
| #1419 | disco mask | 3 |
| #211 | double daisy | 2 |
| #578 | draggin' ball hat | 6 |
| #782 | dried face | 1 |
| #1037 | drywall axe | 8 |
| #947 | effervescent potion | 1 |
| #403 | empty meat tank | 6 |
| #224 | enchanted toothpick | 6 |
| #599 | enormous belt buckle | 2 |
| #312 | eye of newt | 34 |
| #412 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #279 | flaming mushroom | 10 |
| #240 | flange | 12 |
| #793 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #99 | football helmet | 1 |
| #53 | forest tears | 18 |
| #435 | frilly skirt | 7 |
| #368 | frozen mushroom | 6 |
| #805 | furry fur | 34 |
| #3220 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #567 | ghuol ears | 11 |
| #857 | ghuol egg | 7 |
| #1082 | giant discarded plastic fork | 7 |
| #723 | gloomy black mushroom | 4 |
| #540 | gnatwing | 4 |
| #821 | goat beard | 1 |
| #94 | goofily-plumed helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1934 | hamethyst | 2 |
| #1294 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #689 | hill of beans | 8 |
| #110 | hot wad | 86 |
| #890 | ice-cold fotie | 8 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #275 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 2 |
| #211 | mushroom fermenting solution | 36 |
| #136 | onion shurikens | 5 |
| #1890 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #594 | rusty grave robbing shovel | 3 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #396 | spooky bicycle chain | 6 |
| #452 | spooky cosmetics bag | 5 |
| #298 | spooky eyeliner | 9 |
| #342 | spooky lipstick | 8 |
| #264 | spooky mushroom | 243 |
| #171 | spooky wad | 19 |
| #133 | stench wad | 72 |
| #554 | stinky mushroom | 3 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #385 | twinkly wad | 300 |
| #110 | union scalemail pants | 1 |