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| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
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| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
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| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
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| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
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| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
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| #468 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
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| #1192 | heavy D | 1 |
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| #1355 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
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| #911 | lowercase N | 1 |
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| #681 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
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| #782 | miner's pants | 1 |
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| #1170 | original G | 1 |
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| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
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| #525 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #430 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #2035 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
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| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #142 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #1004 | ruby W | 1 |
| #325 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #304 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
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| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
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| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #789 | skewer | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1016 | smart skull | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1156 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1066 | spring | 1 |
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| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #887 | strawberry | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
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| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
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| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
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| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1188 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4831 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6230 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6146 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6137 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1399 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1822 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #106 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1101 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1220 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1039 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #778 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1041 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |