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| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
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| #2053 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 1 |
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| #858 | Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
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| #892 | Knob Goblin visor | 1 |
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| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #780 | Pine-Fresh air freshener | 1 |
| #470 | Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit | 1 |
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| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #727 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
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| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
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| #1105 | Warm Subject gift certificate | 1 |
| #706 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
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| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
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| #7427 | badass belt | 1 |
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| #725 | beer lens | 1 |
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| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
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| #964 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
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| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
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| #83 | chef skull | 1 |
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| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #523 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #798 | clown shoes | 1 |
| #777 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #850 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #951 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #1849 | disco ball | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #856 | eXtreme scarf | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #544 | enchanted barbell | 1 |
| #1145 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #510 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #471 | extra-strength strongness elixir | 1 |
| #1086 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
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| #642 | ga-ga radio | 1 |
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| #99 | giant book of ancient carols | 1 |
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| #1194 | heavy D | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #995 | herbs | 1 |
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| #1356 | ice-cold fotie | 1 |
| #1204 | jar of swamp gas | 2 |
| #543 | jug-o-magicalness | 1 |
| #884 | killer rag doll | 2 |
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| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #1295 | lead necklace | 1 |
| #1751 | length of string | 1 |
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| #1025 | line | 1 |
| #930 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #1453 | loose teeth | 1 |
| #912 | lowercase N | 1 |
| #2077 | mafia aria | 1 |
| #386 | magic lamp | 1 |
| #682 | magicalness-in-a-can | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #983 | meat paste | 1 |
| #1042 | meat stack | 1 |
| #335 | meatcar model | 1 |
| #898 | mind flayer corpse | 1 |
| #791 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #785 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #796 | olive | 1 |
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| #1171 | original G | 1 |
| #1559 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #1276 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #594 | pink pony | 1 |
| #524 | pink-frosted astral cupcake | 1 |
| #428 | plain pizza | 1 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #2037 | pretty flower | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1003 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 7 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #143 | rolling pin | 1 |
| #856 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #1003 | ruby W | 1 |
| #324 | rusty metal shaft | 1 |
| #884 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #855 | salty dog | 1 |
| #1295 | scroll of drastic healing | 1 |
| #307 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #721 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #699 | shot of orange schnapps | 1 |
| #747 | shot of tomato schnapps | 1 |
| #534 | sk8board | 1 |
| #943 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #438 | skeleton key ring | 1 |
| #788 | skewer | 1 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1014 | smart skull | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1154 | spooky shrunken head | 1 |
| #1064 | spring | 1 |
| #1001 | star | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #888 | strawberry | 1 |
| #8942 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8861 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8923 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8970 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8940 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #3952 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #8803 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8882 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8891 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2643 | stuffing | 1 |
| #964 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1189 | ten-leaf clover | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6142 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6187 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #6180 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #6155 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #6099 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #6148 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6075 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1136 | tomato | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1398 | toothsome rock | 5 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #107 | unrolling pin | 1 |
| #2525 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1099 | wad of dough | 1 |
| #586 | white collar | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #1042 | worthless knick-knack | 1 |
| #784 | worthless trinket | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |