| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #82 | 9-ball | 13 |
| #621 | Angry Farmer candy | 100 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #6 | Black No. 2 | 27,653 |
| 🥈 | Choker of the Ultragoth | 84 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #101 | The Ring | 1 |
| #838 | Trollhouse cookies | 11 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #72 | Unspeakable Earring | 1 |
| #852 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #183 | awful poetry journal | 1,000 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #664 | cherry | 1 |
| #526 | chrome ore | 8 |
| #696 | corpse on the beach | 7 |
| #597 | corpsedriver | 8 |
| #636 | corpsetini | 8 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #149 | dope gangsta bling-bling | 7 |
| #161 | fake blood | 7 |
| #122 | fizzy potion | 167 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #146 | flute of flat champagne | 100 |
| #586 | frightful feather | 5 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #383 | green candy heart | 50 |
| #1006 | green glowstick | 1 |
| #124 | heart of rock and roll | 1 |
| #356 | heart-shaped balloon | 22 |
| #443 | herb brownies | 42 |
| #317 | lavender candy heart | 76 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #182 | marzipan skull | 100 |
| #1140 | orange glowstick | 1 |
| #36 | outrageous sombrero | 7 |
| #25 | patent antipsychotics | 101 |
| #365 | pink candy heart | 66 |
| #929 | pink glowstick | 2 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #489 | potted fern | 1 |
| #1257 | pretty flower | 10 |
| #350 | purple glowstick | 4 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #368 | ring of aggravate monster | 20 |
| #335 | roasted marshmallow | 100 |
| #454 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #1960 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #358 | shingle | 14 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #570 | spooky cosmetics bag | 4 |
| #99 | spooky eyeliner | 25 |
| #116 | spooky lipstick | 22 |
| #53 | spooky wad | 150 |
| #495 | string of blue beads | 24 |
| #437 | string of green beads | 27 |
| #569 | string of red beads | 20 |
| #595 | sugar-coated pine cone | 1 |
| #222 | thin black candle | 1,250 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #548 | tiny plastic goth giant | 13 |
| #661 | unstable laser battery | 56 |